Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
Ocean Baptism
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is saying yo mama is so obese that a regular baptismal font won't cut it. She needs the whole dang ocean! I know you are as dense as a brick but that is saying someone is really fat. Just like you!
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