Worst Jokes Ever
What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?
"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"
Get it?
I love orphans. They're precious.
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Answer: Because it has a million degrees! 😀
Kid: Dad, where do you work?
Dad: I.C.U.P.
Kid: HAHAHAH!!!! See you pee.
An alligator is in a class, turns out he likes teaching!
What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Why can't the T-Rex cross the road?
Because he's extinct.
Why can't the T-Rex clap?
Because they're extinct!
What do you call Shroud when he is hurt?
ShrOWd.
Guess what, Shroud is back on wje, I don't know why, but he is...
Sally fell off the swing.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not Sally.
What animal is best at hitting baseballs?
A bat.
Viggie tickles.
What animal is always at a baseball game? A bat.
Your head so big you can wash a big TV on it!