Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a person in a wheelchair in a burning building?
Hot wheels! 😎
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
My dad died in 9/11. He was a good pilot.
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then I yelled, "Rocket League!"
Give me followers instantly!
Yo mama so OLD...
Her first Christmas... WAS the FIRST CHRISTMAS!
Can you imagine The Count from Sesame Street having sex? "1 orgasm..., 2 orgasm..., 3 orgasm..., ah ah ah!"
Why did the qack go duck?
I don't know, rhydon deez. 4x2=8
What are an orphan's favorite shoes?
White Vans.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
People with bipolar...............k2iojvjaiohoaehfbsjhfpoqwurp.
Who would win in a race, Stephen Hawking or a turtle?
The turtle, because it can walk.
Yo mama is so fat, she turned all the mermaids to fishes!
No joke.
Prince, do you love that girl Gwen more than me? Remember when you were at my house?
How can you tell that a woman is asking for sex? Wait for her to drop a bomb on you.
Hey freshfry, are you on? Because I'm ready to play on the Xbox.
Ruhan.