Worst Jokes Ever
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
What's the opposite of Jason?
Jasister.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
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How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
I poo 11 times a day.
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class and I said, "Man, they are really bad at Jenga!"
Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.
Lenard is a joke.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
You're so black, when you get near the sun, we go into a solar eclipse.
I should just flush this joke away.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.