Worst Jokes Ever
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Why can't orphans go to Family Dollar?
'Cause they don't have a family.
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What thing can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some of them are still in the air.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
Why can't an orphan play kickball?
Because they can't hit home.
"Mmmmmmmm, daddy, f*ck me harder. I love you, daddy, mmmm. I luv your cock, mmmm, lick me, lick my clit, daddy!"
Brother: Your nuts!
Sister: What do you mean? You're the one that has the nuts!
VOTING QUARTERFINAL 2: LIKE: When the school shooter knocks on the classroom door and the autistic kid opens it.
DISLIKE: When the school shooter is gonna clap the football team, but his AK jams: “Take it easy guys, I was just joking!”
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What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
An orphan was in 1st grade, and its teacher said to spell "parrot." The boy spelled "Parents."
An orphan walks on a path asking for his mum. Soon he remembers he doesn't have a mum.
(Also, I had sex with ur mum. She was screaming "daddy~")
I love silly jokes.
What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
One's a good year and one's a great year.
Listen, my friends say I am gay, but I tell them I am not because I am not happy. In fact, I have no life. You are my friend. I trust you with my life. Now, can you take it?
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What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To die on the other side.