If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a man with no toes?
No Toe Joe.
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
What's God's favorite Michael Jackson song? The Earth Song. 😍😍😍
JFK and Abraham Lincoln were terrible presidents. It's like their heads were empty.
What do you call a dwarf with autism? Matthew Michal?
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you tomorrow!
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
See the lies.
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
Why didn't R. Kelly go to Germany to fuck teens? The legal age there is 14...Like bro hop on a plane and fuck a 14 year old hooker!
Why do orphans love violent video games like GTA?
They never had parents to protect them from it.
You wanna talk Kenya ;)
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂
A man was almost about to drown. A boat said, "Do you need help?" And he said no.
After the boat left, another boat came to the sea, and they asked if he needed help, and he said no.
And he asked God, "Why didn't you help me?"
God said, "I sent you two big boats, you dummy!"
What is red, white, and blue all over?
A dead cop.
What do you call an orphan village?
An orphanage.