Worst Jokes Ever
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Your forehead is so big, I thought it was a brick wall.
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
That shit was trash. You can't handle me.
Hold up. Aren't you Nathaniel B.?
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?
A: It gets pooped out of the bag.
Q: What type of flowers do orphans hate? A: Mums.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
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How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.