Worst Jokes Ever

What's black and found on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking during a house fire.

Mummy, how was I born?

Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."

I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.

"Fuck you, do something about it!"

I gave a deaf kid AirPods.

What is white and fluffy? A peelo.

Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"

The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"

Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.

Where did Suzie go after the bombing?

Everywhere.

Biden... get it?

How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?

Flip it upside down.

I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...

Here is I started.............>> fixpay1.blogspot.com

Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--

Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.

I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"

Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.

I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.

What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?

His hide-and-seek skills.

I was at the bank yesterday.

A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

What goes up but never comes down?

What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.