Worst Jokes Ever
Yo momma!
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don't cry, baby!
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
Because he wanted to be wanted.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Hi Gwen, how is life!
A. Bad, lame, and suckish.
B. Good, awesome, and you are loved!
C. Perfect!
I'm guessing that your life is NOT B nor C! Man, you're such an asshole!
I bought drugs today.
Genders are a lot like the Twin Towers.
There used to be two of them, now it's a sensitive subject.
What movie do orphans hate? The Fast and the Furious.
Teacher: Students, tomorrow bring your parents to the open house.
Student one orphan: I don't have any.
Student 2: What is the difference between you and an escaped prisoner?
Student one orphan: What!
Student 2: The prisoner gets picked.
Wait, since I'm underage from having sex, what is it like?
Hi, I am back! Tell me what's happening?
Your hairline is so bad that the queen died when looking at it!
Suiiiii!
What is saw and bleeding and covered in bruises?
Your mum.
Why did Stephen Hawking not believe in God?
Computers don’t really have a specific religion.
That moment when you poop 😂
Yo mama is so fat that she's bigger than the cinematic Marvel Universe.
What do you call a dwarf that fell into a cement mixer?
A wee hard man.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't make a 9/11 joke?