Worst Jokes Ever
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
Warning! Cringe Alert!
What happens when you leave your phone at jail?
It becomes a cell phone.
"Fuck you, do something about it!"
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
Where did Suzie go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
Biden... get it?
I poo 11 times a day.
A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.
A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.
Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.
What's the difference between a criminal and an orphan?
One is wanted and one's not.
Q: What was Hitler's least favorite candy?
A: Jujubes.
Me: Ice woman diary: a witch's tin key.
Other: What? You said, "I swim in diarrhea, which is stinky?"
Mummy, how was I born?
Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
My ass itches.
Literally the most popular job: YouTube.
I am starting a frog cult now!
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.