Worst Jokes Ever
Your eyebrows could make the bushes outside feel jealous.
How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
35! Do you have a problem with that?
What has two legs, two arms, one dead and covered in red?
My ex-wife.
Why didn't the 6th of Jan go well? Cause the shitty Trump supporters didn't carry out the damn job correctly and let the president down. Also, hang Mike Pence!
What do farts fly with?
Smellicopters!
Q: How do you deliver an autistic baby?
A: A clothes hanger.
Guys, can you like my jokes, please?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apples get picked.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
Q: What’s the difference between orphans and apples?
A: Apples get picked.
Your mother is so fat, she doesn’t need...
Russia went from N-95 to M-16 real quick...
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Curry must hurry.
Dog.
What's the single worst terrestrial species? Humans, obviously.
Jamal had 75 candy bars. He ate 65. What does he have now?
Diabetes.
How is sports like regular life for orphans?
They don't get picked for either.
"Boiled ham" is what you call a dead Russian.
Kid: Why aren’t koalas considered bears?
Nerd: Because they're marsupials.
Kid: No, because they didn’t have the koala-fication!