Worst Jokes Ever
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
"No towers? :("
"No queen? :("
Does that neverending forehead of yours go all the way to Mars, holy fucking shit?
"One man's trash is another man's treasure" is a great thing to say to someone; horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Why do Mexicans wear pointed boots?
So they can climb a fence easier.
How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
What did the mic say to the rapper?
"Don’t DROP me, bro!"
What do you call a rapper with bad credit?
Lil Borrow.
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
Yo momma so fat, when she said, "Order in the court," she really meant burgers and fries.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
It's way too soon for Kobe jokes.
They never land well.