Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
What goes zzub zzub zzub?
A fly flying backwards!
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
My dad was in 9/11, that's rude, and he was a great pilot.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized.
Why do orphans hate big bags of chips?
Because they are family sized :,)
Mummy, how was I born?
Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."
Literally the most popular job: YouTube.
I gave a deaf kid AirPods.
What is white and fluffy? A peelo.
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
Where did Suzie go after the bombing?
Everywhere.
Biden... get it?
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.