Worst Jokes Ever

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Johnny.

Johnny who?

Johnny want yo' mommy.

What does a student always get on an alphabet test?

A!

How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?

One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.

I go beep like a Jeep.

Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.

What is the best way to make a leaf?

Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!

2, 4, 6, 8, you're staying up too late.

2, 4, 6, 8, all I do is master bait.

That's the last time we park the TARDIS outside the portaloos at Glastonbury!

Never got a mother's love, lol.

Like, if you hate wearing a mask.

Every time I'm out in public, and I see someone without their mask, I always feel like there is something extra special about them. Then I realize that I can see all their face!

True story by the way.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

What song does an orphan hate?...

"I'm so lonely."

What mountain do runners race on?

Mount Rushmore.

"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)

What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..

1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.

Me: Am actually happy right now.

Life: Lol one sec.