Why did the rapper go to the zoo?
To study the FLOW of the WILD.
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Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
What’s a rapper's favorite type of weather?
When it's Coolio!
What do you call a rapper who loves gardening?
Dr. Dre-seed.
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the other side of the TRACK.
Why did the rapper become a beekeeper?
Because he wanted to make some HONEY FLOWS.
What did the rapper say to the ATM?
"Show me the money, or I'll drop a BEAT!"
What do you call a rapper who's also a doctor?
Dr. Dre.
Why do rappers make great fishermen?
They always have the best HOOKS.
How do you know a rapper is ready to cook?
He drops the beet.
What do you call a rapper who can’t rhyme?
Unemployed.
Why don't rappers ever get lost?
Because they always have BARS on their GPS.
Why don’t rappers ever get cold?
Because they have so many fans!
Why can’t kids with cancer have anal sex?
Because they have cancer.
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What do sea turtles and lesbians have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
What do you call me?
Chinese?
I was going home and 3 guys came up to me: an Italian, a Black guy, and a Spanish guy. They said, "You should be a proud brother, your sister knows her meats." I didn't know what they were talking about. They said, "Your sister won a trophy, you will see it when you get home." I went home. My sister said, "Look, I won a trophy by knowing my meats." I said, "What do you mean?" She said, "Well, 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob, each one of them, and I guessed which flavor it was. I was right all the time, that's how I won my trophy." As a big brother, I couldn't be any prouder.
What is the difference between shroud and a shroud imposter?
Shroud uses reddit, and the imposter uses WJE.
Reddit king and q, I really dgaf what you say, you guys are practically obsessed with me cuz ur leaving hate comments on almost all my jokes, so stop. You're obviously gonna look bad if you just insult meh jokes.
If you guys dont like my jokes, you can just dislike and not leave a comment, ok?
I lent my calculator to a friend. He is using it to this day.