Worst Jokes Ever
All y'all weird af.
When you are stressing from homework, just do some skateboarding and kick butt.
Do you know Joe?
Joe mama, mama, a, a, mama, a, a, amam.
Are you the sun? I can see you from a mile away.
"Why is your head big?"
"'Cause you're a ball."
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
Q. What’s the only good thing about child molesters?
A. They drive slow through school zones.
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Yo momma's legs are like cottage cheese: white and chunky.
Yo momma's so dirty that when I asked what was for dinner, she sat on the table, opened her legs, and said "Crabs."
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Here's a joke: Your life decisions.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
Pulp is a palindrome.
. --... -. -...--.
The convoy truckers are a joke.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?