Worst Jokes Ever
Girls with the name Carley have the biggest forehead on the earth, I mean, moon.
I invited my friend with a vasectomy to a party.
Unfortunately, he couldn't come.
What is yellow and can’t swim? A school, but full of drowning kids! 🤣🤣🤣
Once I got out of bed, my butt hurt afterward.
How do you rape a girl?
By doing a tornado kick to your head since you stupid kids like rape jokes!
What’s the difference between autism and gender?
Gender is binary, autism is a spectrum.
Health commercials be like:
Serious side effects can cause:
Nausea, diarrhea, vomiting, chills, fever, cancer, diabetes, AIDS, chlamydia, lupus, Ebola, polio, leprosy, pulmonary edema, heart attack, heart failure, yellow fever, but worst of all, DEATH!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
My cousin called me ugly.
Well, I'm pretty sure 90% of her looks could be wiped away with a Kleenex.
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
"Ching chang chong."
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
1 like = 1 Ukrainian child sent to Russia.
A girl in the shop was getting bullied. She came to me saying, "I’m getting bullied." I told her, "Stand up for herself."
Roses are red,
My nuts are bigger than your small balls, that's why I get all the bitches.
Your mom is so fat when she skipped a meal, the whole stock market crashed.
Your mom is so fat she tripped, and I didn’t even laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
Saw that shit on Roblox.
Why do men midgets laugh when they run?
Because their balls get tickled by the grass.