Worst Jokes Ever
Not everyone is perfect. Just take Charles Manson, for example.
Was (DYM 118)
I am looking for a Robert "Jamie" Weber. He is a friend of mine from 3rd grade that welcomed me as the new kid. I am currently in 6th grade going into 7th grade (summer brake).
I AM FUCKING HAPPY AS HELL.
Five (DYM 123).
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.
Yo mama is so dumb, she plays Pokémon and doesn’t catch any.
Never got a mother's love, lol.
"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."
I’m still wearing the smile you gave me last week :)
What's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?..
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
Why did I cross the road to might get hit by a car or a bus?
Hey, join me. I be near the tree. Bring things to.
Doin (DYM 16)?