Worst Jokes Ever

This video got me on the ground. 😂

Https://youtu.be/7AdpKigXyyA

What song does an orphan hate?...

"I'm so lonely."

What mountain do runners race on?

Mount Rushmore.

Yo mama so ugly, she made One Direction go the other direction.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't reach home.

Any more song suggestions?

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.

What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?

A hockey player showers after 3 periods.

Are you going to SHOWCON?

What’s SHOWCON?

Show con these nuts.

A blind man walks into a bar...

And then a chair.

And then a table.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Banana.

Banana who?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?

What would you name a detective if he didn't already have a name?

Cassie.

Get it?

Your forehead is so long, even Einstein didn’t know how to cross it.

What did the window say to the door?

"What are you squeaking about? I'm the one with the panes!"

Get it?

What did the dog say when he got its tail caught in the door?

"It won't be long now..."

What did the undershirt say to the T-shirt when they were fighting?

"If you don't shut up right now, you're gonna lose your shirt!!!"

Get it?

I go beep like a Jeep.

What do you call a flying pig?

Fiction.

Where did your dad go? Because I saw him at the milk shop. Oh wait, there isn't one.

— Can I borrow a book [on] how to kill myself?

— Librarian: No, because you won’t bring it back.