Worst Jokes Ever
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home. 🤣🤣🤣
This mute kid was getting made fun of. I told him to speak up for himself.
Your teeth are sponsored by gap.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
Unpopular opinion about programming but,
"Uncaught TypeError: Cannot read property 'myUnpopularOpinion' of undefined."
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
I can smell your kids!
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
What did the bulldozer say to the house?
"I wanna bulldoze houses!"
Why do American guns only have 30 rounds?
Because it's the average class size.
Your balls are so big, when people see you at the market, they think it's watermelon.
I swear bro, this time I don't want any jokes on 9/11. Like people actually died, like that shit is just plane wrong. 💀
What do you call a bee from America?
A USB.
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
9/11 was probably just a woman pilot.
Everyone at the Queen's funeral:
Me and the boys getting her reboot card.