Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back, unlike their dad.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Cause they don’t know where home is.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
My dad told me and my sister to stop arguing, so I threw her out the window instead.
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
Why can’t orphans have milk?
Because their dad never came back.
You know how 7 8 9? Why was ten scared? 'Cos he was in the middle of 9/11.
The "F" in "Orphan" stands for "Famulu."
This ole boy picked up a hooker one time and she gave him the clap. In a few days, he saw her again, and he went up to her and said, "Hey, you gave me the clap!" She said, "NO I DID NOT! I sold it to ya!"
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
Let me just remove my finger from your bottom.
Thank you, nurse!
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.