Worst Jokes Ever
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Everyone stop making 9/11 jokes; they just don't fly.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and a bowl of apples?
The apples got picked!
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
Me: The light wow brighter than my future.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇