Worst Jokes Ever

What does a student always get on an alphabet test?

A!

Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!

I wasn't looking at you, your big forehead was distracting me.

Anybody remember 9/11? Cause I sure do, and oh boy was my father a good pilot!💥

I can’t remember if I already said this or not. I might have already said this. Also, this is a true story.

So, I’m walking into a store in Amish country, and there’s this guy with a bear trap. Then my mom’s friend says, "This guy’s gonna catch some bears." Then the Amish guy stops, looks around, and whispers, “It’s for democrats.”

Did you know that McDonald's have a new McScully burger?

It's a 59-year-old piece of meat in a 2-year-old bun.

Kiwi loves men.

Kiwi loves Brad.

Nope, nope, and nope.

I hop on Clash Royale. I see Mega Knight. I cry.

Like if you hate the Mega Knight from Clash Royale because I really, really hate it so much!

So I told an orphan if her mom is hot, he wouldn't stop crying.

You are so blind, even a spider can see better than you.

What were Steven Hawking’s last words?

ERROR 101.

I rate these jokes 9/11.

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Literally the most popular job: YouTube.

I gave a deaf kid AirPods.

What is white and fluffy? A peelo.