Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Stephen Hawking stop playing hide and seek with his wife?
She kept getting the metal detector out.
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
What do you call a booty that can do magic?
A butt trick!
How do butts stay cool in the summer?
They stay in crack conditioning.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
You're so skinny, you can hula-hoop with Fruit Loops!
Bully: Ur momma so fat that the whales said we are family even though you are a little bigger than us.
Nerd: Yo momma so ugly that when she went in the bathtub, the water jumped out.
Silence...................punch!