Worst Jokes Ever
What's an emo's favorite part about being dunked?
The hangover.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
Why can't fat kids play poker?
They eat all the chips.
How many babies does it take to change a lightbulb? Well, obviously not 10; my basement's still dark.
A rapist, pedophile, and a priest walk into a bar.
He orders a beer.
How do you call an iPhone cover in Germany?
An apple bag. 😜
Yo mama's so poor that she only watches Frozen to hear Elsa sing "Let It Go."
Yo mama's so ugly that Sonic needed to go fast to get away from her face.
Your earlobes are so big, you can fit your mom inside of them 5000 times and still have room for more!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Kid at school tells an orphan, "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
JAW don't know sh*t!
Spanish is difficult. When my mom gives me food, she says "toma," and that's drink in English, so I always drink my food.
An Aboriginal Australian told me that I was on his farmland.
So I told him he was on my cock.
(I'm Australian btw, respect to my American bros🇺🇸)
I was stark nude. Hehe, I was. I truly and sincerely was.
The nurses giggled and said, "Joseph, why the hell is your wiener so loving?"
My penis purred and stroked their hands. I laughed and said, "I do not know."
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
In case of ill rhymes!
Why didn't Michael Jackson have a girlfriend? He's afraid of women.
A black lady goes inside the drug store on Eight Mile Road in the city of Detroit, Michigan, and asks the pharmacist, "I would like to buy a box of tampons."
And then the black lady is asked by the pharmacist, "Do you want to buy the box of mini pads, or do you want to buy the box of maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
I got raped when I was 5 in my princess pajamas by my dad. Nobody laughed at these jokes; they just cried.
Why is Stephen Hawking an organ donor?
Because he saved 200 computers!