Worst Jokes Ever
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!
Son: Hey, Dad, I'm cold. Can you give me a lift from work?
Dad: Hi Cold, nice to meet you. Sorry, I don't pick up strangers.
Son: I hate you!
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find their home.😁😁
What nails do carpenters hate to hit?
Thumb nails.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
What animal can't you trust with your homework?
A: A cheetah!
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Yo mama so fat that when she went to KFC, she asked for the bucket on the roof.
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
Me: Stops the quiet kid from getting bullied.
Him: Don't come to school tomorrow, trust me.
Me: "/"
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.
"Hey Modda, I'm hungry."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side! Haha, so funny...
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What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What's 2+2?
4.
You're so ugly you make gay/lesbian people straight!
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.