Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
Nancy, the throat goat!
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬