Worst Jokes Ever

I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.

What did the soccer player say to the flight attendant? "Please put me in coach!"

Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?

Because their parents aren't!

What screams I’m insecure?

For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.

The Blonde got a Ph.D.?

Yeah, like that would ever happen.

What did the tiger say to the bunny?

Nice to meat you!

Just chatting, Tim! 🌷🌷🌷🌷

Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"

Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)

What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?

At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.

Suck your mom. ☺️

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

'Cause they can never hit a homerun.

Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789

Imagine not having a dad.

You know that you f**k better than dad?

I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)

The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.

My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔

Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.

You're so short that you use a ladder to reach a dime.