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Worst Jokes Ever
When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,
You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"
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Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Roses are red,
I am dead.
You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.
Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"
Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.
What do blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can’t see their parents.
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Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.
How many beans are there in Irish chili?
Answer: 239
Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?
Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."
Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!
Why do people always bully orphans?
'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?
Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because he had no body to go with.
Why were the mushrooms the cool guy at the party? Because he was a fungi.
What do you call a person with no body or a nose?
Nobody knows.
The 9/11 and the Spanish flu are kind of similar.
The Spanish flu was a very dangerous flu, and in 9/11, something very dangerous flew.
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
What do you call a hippo that lays eggs? A eggoppotimos.