Worst Jokes Ever
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan.
What are they gonna tell their parents?
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower in summer?
"Are you ready for fall?"
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Butt hehe.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Like if you hate school.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.