Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"

James replied, "He's as old as me."

Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."

James then said, "He became my father when I was born."

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

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I gave a deaf kid AirPods.

What is white and fluffy? A peelo.

Where did Suzie go after the bombing?

Everywhere.

Biden... get it?

When your little brother knocks your two Jenga towers you made with his toy airplane,

You: "Hey, stop trying to recreate the Twin Towers!"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, but at least a dumptruck isn't as ugly as you.

What's an emo's favorite food?

Shot gun ammo.

Roses are red,

I am dead.

You could call me wet, or I will keep your dread.

Annabeth: "Percy, whaters up with you?"

Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.

What do blind people and orphans have in common?

They both can’t see their parents.

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Why do orphans like the number seven? It's lucky, so maybe their parents will come back.

How many beans are there in Irish chili?

Answer: 239

Why are there two hundred and thirty-nine?

Answer: (spoken in Irish Brogues) Because if you add one more, it'd be "two farty."

Dude, people gotta stop letting 9/11 jokes fly around like bro, you're gonna make my brain explode!