Worst Jokes Ever
Some dude: Water you thinking?
Me: You're drowning in my head.
When is a door not a door?
When it is ajar.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
Why doesn't the orphan date the girl?
Because she is a home-y.
Why did the T-Rex 🦖 get a ticket?
He ran at a stomp light!
Why did the dog cause the fight?
Because it was a bulldog.
What is a good time?
Stop.
What do you call a blonde girl standing on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What do black lesbians say about pussy?
"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.