Worst Jokes Ever
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
Meat stands for: M - monitoring, E - evaluating, A - assessing/addressing, T - treatment.
So when you're shoving meat up people's asses, then you're monitoring them, evaluating them, assessing them, and treating them.
For all the online haters on me, comment here, be honest.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
Why were there two boys on the bay?
Because they were gay!
What screams I’m insecure?
The Blonde got a Ph.D.?
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Imagine not having a dad.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!
Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?
What do you call a kid with no arms or legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't coming.
A guy walks into a bar, he's like, "What's your number, lad?" and the woman is like, "298-777-fatso.com" and he walked home depressed.
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
What do you call a German that is blind? A not-see.
Eshay.
I need more webs and I need more supplies for more webs, how do I make them? With spiders!