Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the retard's house.
Knock knock. Who's there?
The chicken...
What do you call that useless piece of skin that goes all the way around a pussy?
A woman!
My Bff: Hey do want any coffee?
Me: Yeh, of course.
My Bff: Ok which one?
Me: You know... the black one.
Me: Like my soul...
My Bff: Jeez you ok?
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
So, y'all remember Hitler, right?
Ok, so I own a gun with Nazi rounds. I shot a guy who was entering my home who wasn't invited. He said, "Did you shoot me with Nazi rounds?" Then I said, "Do you mean 'nein' millimeter?"
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
What did the tower say to the other?
"Man, someone's on fire today!"
What do you call a dick that doesn't fit in an asshole?
A misfit.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."
The 2nd worst thing that happened to an orphan was finding out the milk man passed.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
Yo mama so fat, even Thanos had to snap twice.
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
Dark humor leave if sensitive: Wives are like grenades: pull the ring, and the house is gone.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.
Dislike this if you think orphans are weird.
Like this if you think orphans are cool!
When your legs forget how to work after leg day, I can't climb the stairs.
Michael Myers right behind me. Runs like I'm a track star!
Why does Trump play Minecraft?
'Cause he can build walls.