Worst Jokes Ever
I hate it when I go to the shop and people are like, "Oh, hey what are you doing here?"
Me: "Oh, you know, just hunting elephants."
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I woke up one day to find handcuffs on my bed. Turns out, the girl I drugged yesterday escaped.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Did you know the Titanic sank in water?
Titanic 1, Africa 0.
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
Your mom does not need the internet. She's already worldwide.
Picture of yo mama last Christmas and the damn thing’s still printing.
Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣
Your mum (mom) so fat, she wore a yellow T-shirt, they said "Taxi!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Island.
Island who?
Island the one that knows you!
Your forehead and hairline are like friends; they go way back.
What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? You can hang the picture with just one nail.
Q: What do you call a girl walking down a street?
A: Lost, she's supposed to be in the kitchen.
Why was 10 scared? Because 9/11.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes.
They're not gonna fly.
What did the water say to the cup?
"Good day!"
Roblox Brookhaven be like:
"ABC if you wanna be adopted."
"ABC if you wanna be my friend."
"ABC if you wanna be a banker."
"ABC if you wanna rob the bank."
"ABC if you wanna date."
"ABC if you wanna sex."
What do you call a booty that can sing?
A crack-up!
If ignorance is bliss, BLESSEDBRIAN must be the happiest person alive.