Why do Orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents can't!
Worst Jokes Ever
What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?
You need to com-it.
Parent: Have you seen your sister?
Son: No, the last time I saw her was when we were playing hide and seek.
Laugh Now!
Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9.
we (DYM 55).
Which is redder: a baby or a red car? It depends on how the baby was killed!
You went the wrong way. Always choose the right path.
The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.
Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."
Kid: ðŸ˜
You're so fat, you don't need internet because you're already worldwide.
Do you know why orphans can't play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Yo mama so fat, when she jumped in the pool, the water jumped out!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to his owner.
Your mama so fat that when you were born, yo mama gave you carpet burn.
What did Satin say to God??
"Bitch, what the fuck you looking at?"
Why are the English so good at chess? Because their Queen never dies.
What’s better than Ted Danson?
Ted singing and Danson!
What should people do with their floppy dicks?
I give them a good wiggle waggle to raise awareness of something!
I have (I HAVE) bolas.
What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain.