Worst Jokes Ever
These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.
You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why did 10 die??
Because he was in between 9/11.
It’s a bird.
It’s a plane.
Oh, shit it is a plane!
What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
What's an orphan's favorite game to play on Roblox? The game Adopt Me.
What does an Emo do with his friends?
Literally hanging out.
Your face looks like my butt, but it looks like you.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?