Worst Jokes Ever
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Santa's sack is big because he only comes once a year, but his sack is SO BIG after containing the lovely eggnog he has that those weigh the sleigh.
He never had kids because he comes in the chimney.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they have someone to call "Father."
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! 😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😇
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
How do you know if a snowman is a girl or a boy?
A: Snowballs.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
Why did the orphan try to fly? It was trying to find its parents.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.