What time is it when you have a toothache?
2:30 (Tooth hurty).
Worst Jokes Ever
What type of cake can orphans not eat? Homemade.
I don't trust trees...they look shady.
Spring is here, I got so excited, I wet my plants!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Johnny.
Johnny who?
Johnny want yo' mommy.
Why did the ducky get arrested?
He got caught selling quack.
Doctor: I will deliver the baby right away.
Dad: I would like the baby to have a liver.
Did you hear about the dead Italian chef?
He pasta way!
Your momma is so hairy that when you were born, you got rug burn.
When do cows moo? Moosday.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.
White 40 year olds love little white kids, and so does Trump! The biggest hands to touch the kids and his daughter!
"Proud boys" more like snitch boys!
How do you f**k a duck?
Usually duck a f**k.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
It's so cold, I mist bring my jacket.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
Make America Great Britain again!
I don't like stairs. They're always up to something.
What does E.T. stand for? Because he has little legs.
What does S.H. stand for? He doesn't.
What does S.H. stand for? Shit happens.