Worst Jokes Ever
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
I'm Pickle Rick!
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
Yo mama so ugly, when Santa saw her, he said, "Ho, ho, hole shit!"
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Rape victims suck, literally.