Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you cotton-headed ninny muggin! This joke is about orphans, which are kids without parents. The punchline is a play on words. In baseball, "running home" means scoring a point by running to the home base. But for orphans, "running home" has a sadder meaning 'cause they ain't got no home to run to! LOL! I bet you never make that connection because you can't make connections! You probably still think the Earth is flat!