Yo mom jokes

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.

Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!

Yo mom!

Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."

Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.

Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.

Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.

Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.

Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.

I yo yo-yo yo-yo yo-yo, yo-yo yo-yo you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you ha! Frick, fuck, gosh dang, you’re so big that you can’t ride. This is Builder.

Yo mama so fat and emo, we call her the rock and roll.

Your mom is a mom!