Yo mom jokes
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the water, the whales started singing "We are a family, even though you fatter than me."
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
Yo mom's so fat that she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Yo mom's so old, she went into the museum and walked out with a raise.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
I fucked your mom.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Yo mom is so fat even Dora can explore you!
Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.
So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!
Yo momma so fat that people jumped on her cuz they thought she was a school bus.
Yo mom!
Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.
Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.
Yo momma so fat she died at 5. Her kids, f
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Yo mom is so fat when she went to sit on the couch it said, "To be continued."
Yo mama is so stupid it takes her an hour to cook minute rice.
Yo momma's so ugly Thanos had to snap twice.