Yo Mom Jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.

Your classmate: You're so ugly.

Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.

Yo mom's so fat, I went over to her house a few years ago and wanted to watch TV.

So I asked for the TV remote, and she's still trying to get it!

Yo mama so stupid that when she went to see Fast and Furious 8, she was bringing her car to the theater.

Yo mama so far that when she walks outside at 8 a.m., it becomes midnight all over again.