Worst Jokes Ever

The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."

The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."

Which nut is worth the most? A cashew.

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peanut. Peanut who? Peanut butter open the door!

I hope death is a woman. That way, she'll never come for me.

My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."

I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."

Your mama's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

What has two wheels and goes really fast?

A vegetable down a hill.

How do I make my dick disappear?

I put it in your dad.

I was about to joke about your life, but I think your life is already a joke.

Okay, I love reading Freshfry's conversations with random people. I love the ones where he has a full blown talking battle. I personally like reading them and I love reading them on my Chromebook while I play Call of Duty and Fortnite on my Xbox.

If you guys out there like reading Freshfry's conversations with random people, just comment and tell me. Talk to you guys later, watersharky out.

Yo momma's so old that even scientists get baffled about where she lived before Earth was created.

I couldn't think of anything because you're in the "countryside."

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

'Cause 7 8 9.

But why did 7 eat 9?

'Cause you need 3 square meals a day :D

Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.

Ganesha is an elephant.

Don't free Britney!

What did Jay Z say when he got pulled over?

"I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one!"

Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?

To get the ice cream for the grandma.

I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked, "Where are your parents?" She said, "Gone. My dad went to go get the milk and never came back," and I said, "Oof."

Is it classed as down under if you eat out an Australian chick?