Worst Jokes Ever
Rape victims suck, literally.
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
What's something you can say in church and while having sex?
I come in the name of the Lord.
Sippin' on promethazine With lean, I fell in love.
I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup. I can't put down the cup.
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?
"Probably the dishes."
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
What do you call a romance movie for Down syndrome people? Chromeo and Juliet.
What do you get when you cross a Chinese and an Indian man?
A car thief who can't drive.
Do you know the F in "orphan" stands for family?
There is no F in "orphan".
Exactly.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
Rip Juice WRLD.
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
What’s something you can say to a waiter, but not your wife?
"Does this come with anything?"
How do you know you’re at a gay cookout? They’re putting your sausage between two buns.