Worst Jokes Ever
Nancy, the throat goat!
Why did the emo swallow the alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What's worse than a failed suicide, you ask?
I fail suicide because you forgot to do the dishes and your parents come after you and they're the ones to kill you, not yourself.
What's more sensitive than a pushy?
A Western man on the internet.
I was drinking a martini when a waitress yelled, "Do you know CPR?"
I replied, "I know the entire alphabet!" We all laughed and laughed, well, except one person.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
What Football Club does Mason Greenwood play for?
Prison FC
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.