Worst Jokes Ever
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What helped the Lakers win the Finals? Kobe's passing!
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Why did the knights laugh when they run?
The grass tickled their balls. 😅😂🤣
Why do the orphans not play baseball?
They can never find home.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Si, papi?
"Knock, knock!""Who's there?""Abby."
"Abby who?""Your Mexican girlfriend."
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
We are both lawyers.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
"PENIS WAIT WHAT OENIS SUCK MINE DADDY?" Sorry, you are an orphan.
1. Are you talking to me because I think you talked to my backside?
2. Your mom must taste good because it is always in your mouth.
3. My foot lasts longer than your life.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
These jokes are EGGxactly why I became a comedian, and I know how to BAKE on breakfast.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite shoe?
Fuller House😂
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What is an emo kid's favorite song?
"Chain Hang Low" because he hangs low off a chain tied to a tree.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.