Worst Jokes Ever
I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."
My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:
Starters - role play and stripping.
Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.
Dessert - Blowy.
Why can't you play Uno with a Mexican? Because they'll steal all the green cards.
What Disney movie does the church make little girls watch?
Snow White and the Seven Deadly Sins.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
Is it sexual harassment if a midget walks by you and tells you that your hair smells nice?
Yo mama so fat that she walked in front of the TV, and I missed a whole episode of iCarly.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
The best part about Asian jokes is that the only people that can be offended can't see the jokes.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.