Worst Jokes Ever
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
What do spiders and Black people have in common?
When they’re black, they kill you.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
How do you know you’re at a gay church?
Half the congregation is kneeling.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families, and careers.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sisters pussy taste funny
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
What do you say to an upset Down syndrome person?
I'd ask what's up, but it's definitely not you!
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.
What is the first thing you would do if you woke up as a woman?
"Probably the dishes."
Why don't amputees ever get cold? They're always wearing their stump warmers.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
Haha, you just saw sex!
When a deaf girl master baits, does she use the other hand to moan?
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"
Like a shooter says, "I put the fun in funeral!"