Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
What's the most emo name?
Carter.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
What is an orphan's least favorite show? “How I Met Your Mother.”
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
What’s the similarity between a broken pencil and my life? They’re both pointless.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Your mother.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: Because.
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.
I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.