What did a bee who was interested in philosophy say?
"To bee or not to bee."
Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I thank God I'm not as ugly as you.
A hobo couple is making out under a bridge.
The girlfriend goes: - Johnny, why is your dick so soft? - Flip me over, I’m trying to shit!
I'll kill a bitch like the policeman did to that white woman. He chopped her up and put her in the woods, the suck fuck.
Hispanic and Latino people be like, "No more immigrants!" Like, dude, aren't you an immigrant?
You're adopted, do you want to know why? Because you're so ugly.
What is the most gangster paper?
Rapping paper.
Why do orphans suck at baseball? Because they never could play catch.
What does a cloud wear in a storm?
Thunderwear.
You look like the type of guy to wash his/her hands after a shower! (And don't write in the comments that there are more than 2 genders.)
My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?
The convoy truckers are a joke.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
What do you call a person with no arms and legs?
You can call him whatever you want; he's not coming.
You're an alcoholic!
What kind of tree can you High-Five?
A palm tree.
Why was Liverpool the worst bespoke? Rio supports it, hahah!
Jack
Q: What is a box's favorite sport?
A: Box-ketball.