Worst Jokes Ever
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they come back.
I’ll never forget my Grandfather’s last words to me just before he died. “Are you still holding the ladder?”
I'm Pickle Rick!
Everyone punch orphans. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
When the Among Us has drip ඞ!
Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.
One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.
I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"
To all those who say this is a joke, it isn't. It's a core of humor and magic. It's a part of humor we can keep. Like if you agree.
Why does Satan worship himself?
Jesus told him to worship God.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
What do you call an imposter octopus?
Octosus.
When the school shooter is getting roasted because of his Pokemon lunch box, but they don't know that there is a Glock 34 inside.
Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there were stairs.
What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?
Why are you so tall?
U.S.A: No Queen?
England: No towers?
This. This is my class.
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