Wanna hear a joke?
Look in the mirror; I'm sure you'll find one there :')
Worst Jokes Ever
"Fuck you, do something about it!"
Emo chick: "I wish I could feel dead inside!"
The kid named Dead: "😄😄😄"
Your Mom's Favorite Book, Chapter 1: How To Cook.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
I poo 11 times a day.
Why can’t Germans call a taxi? *does taxi calling motion*
Ever heard of ligma? Ligma ba--
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
The thing about 9/11 and the jokes about it, for most people it flew over their head, for some it flew into their head.
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
I will remember my auntie's last words: "If you shoot me, your p-nis is small!"
(gun shot)
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Your momma is so fat, she was in a movie and the screen broke!
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
Which type of nut goes to outer space?
An astro-nut.
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road?
'Cause it was stuck in the crack... *buttcrack*
The toothbrush says, "I have the worst job in the whole world."
The toilet paper behind him says, "Yeah, right."