Worst Jokes Ever
I like strippers on me.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
I sexually identify as kilometers per second.
Cuz I really wanna km/s (kill myself).
What’s the difference between a firefighter and Snoop Dogg?
Snoop Dogg inhaled less smoke during 9/11.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What is the difference between the Titanic and the Twin Towers?
They both went down.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈