Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.
Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."
My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
What did the orphan want for Christmas?
Parents.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.
If I'm holding a cricket ball in each hand, what do I have?
A really fucking huge cricket.
What happens to emo kids when they go up?
They never come down.
Why does Helen Keller use her left hand to play with herself?
So she can moan with her right hand.
Your hairline is so far back it took a trip to America.
Why can't an orphan get a vaccine?
They need parental permission.
What is the toughest part of the human body?
Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:
Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!
Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.