Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
What’s bin Laden got in common with SpongeBob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, and they’re filled with holes.
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Why can’t an orphan go to a youth church? Because they need a parent to pick them up.
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Butt hehe.
Dude, 9/11 jokes always bomb.
Like if you hate school.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
I was at work and then a little kid came up to me and she said, "What happened to all the parents?" She sounded so confused, so I told her, "It's only yours, kid, they left you on purpose." She cried. I felt bad for a second and thought, oh well, time to get back to my job at the orphanage.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Where do orphans get stuff from?
The reject shop.
I hate emos, lololololololololollol!
You are shore to find loads of jokes funny even if I can’t kelp you find the right ones.
Loads of jokes are funny as I’m shore you shall sea.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.