Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Worst Jokes Ever
Are you serious right now, bro?
The Twin Towers ordered pepperoni pizza, instead they got plain.
Your forehead is so big even ash couldn’t catch it.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a fire.
Now we call him hot wheels.
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
It's not bad that my car doesn't beep when reversing.
The screams of the passers-by are enough for me!
Like if you have a dick, or you are an orphan.
What's the good thing about child perverts?
They drive slow in a school zone.
"Ohh wing wing."
I was about to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was too plane.
Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.
I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.
Why did the blind man fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well.
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
What is brown and sticky? A stick!
That was so funny, I forgot to laugh.
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000.
What did the water say to the beach?
Nothing, it just waved!
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"