Worst Jokes Ever
Dear Gwen, you are not a faker, nor liar, nor loser!
And the people that are bothering you are just dumb, stupid, bored, and need to get a fricking life instead! Don't hurt yourself because of these comments, to be honest, you're really nice, kind, and mannered! There are more kind people than mean people, and I am one of them! Just live your life and ignore Liv and the unknown guy, which is named Greg! No need for all this drama!
Best, Tenya Bailey.
Ur next.
In the morning at 6:30 AM,
Teacher: Who fought in World War I?
Me: Trump & Biden.
Teacher: Oh ok... well good job class, see you tomorrow and study your books.
After school,
Teacher: Oh God those kids know nothing.
"She looks at her clock."
Teacher: And now I am sewed.
Your mom wants to tell you that you're adopted, but you were an orphan.
It may be weird to let people smell your hair, but grab the phone as soon as the dwarf says your hair smells nice.
By the way, this isn't a joke or a poem. I just want to say, please check out Gwen's puns. They're good!
Your mom gay, lol.
Why couldn’t the orphan play baseball?
Because he didn’t know where home was.
What do you call a two-legged cow? Lean beef.
I guess Neptune is next to Your Anus XDDDD.
Yo mama is Dora.
What do you call a rude cow?
Beef jerky.
Stephen Hawking did not die; he deleted himself.
Y’all can actually see them at all, my toe.
You're so ugly that when you came out of the haunted house, you had a job offer.
If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.
This stuff is messed up, you people.
What did Saturn say to Uranus? Hi.
A redhead, a dark-haired woman, and a blonde walk into a bar and agree to fly to the sun!
The blonde states, "I agree, let's leave at night!"
What did the cat say to the jar of cookies?
"Ground beef!"