Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Can bees fly in the rain?
Not if they don't have their yellow jackets!
A B C D E F G.
Gummy bears are chasing me, one is red, one is blue. One is chewing up my shoe. Now I'm running for my life because the red one's got a knife!
Family Guy funny moments.
What's the difference between my dad and Nemo?
I don't know. I still haven't found them.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Awww, don't cry!
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?
Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Yo mama so fat that she needs her belly button to beat her home by 15 min.
Ama is a bitch. I want him to die and kill himself.
Your classmate: You're so ugly.
Me: That's what your mom said when she had you and called you a mistake.
Whenever you see an orphan taking a selfie, photo bomb him and say, "Family photo!"
The chicken is so fat.
What did the beach say when the tide came in?
"Long time no sea."
What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?
A pee-ano/piano.
There are three people in a plane that is about to crash: Trump, Obama, and a nine-year-old girl, but only two parachutes. Obama says, "Oh my, I need one. I need to protect my family," so he jumps off! Trump says, "Oh, I am the smartest man in the world. I must take it," so he jumps off. The nine-year-old girl says, "Welp, I guess he took my school backpack" :) so she leaves the plane! What a good ending.
What's a rock band that has four men that don't sing?
Mount Rushmore.
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
Why was Stephen Hawking a bad influence towards kids? Because he couldn’t stand for anything.