Worst Jokes Ever
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy.
You wouldn’t believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a child?
You take your shoes off before jumping on the trampoline.
Son: Dad, I'm gay.
Dad: I support you.
Son: I like you.
Dad: Get out and into my room!
Your mother.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth? I don't know. Scan the code on your wrist."
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
I was at school one day, and my teacher gave me homework. Once I got home, I did not do my homework, but I watched TV. After the movie, I finally went to go do my homework. I was almost done with my homework when I got to the last question. I didn't know the answer, so I asked the closest living being to me, which was my dog, and I asked him: what's two minus two? He said nothing.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
If you're ever bored, just punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? Don’t worry, he woke up.
In my basement.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
Q: Why did baby shark cross the Pacific Ocean?
A: To find his dad.
This had me wheezing 😂🤣😂🤣
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!