Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
An autistic man walks into a bra.
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
Yo mama so fat Trump built a wall around her and not the border.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
What do u call a pretty Indian girl?
Bomb bae.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please