Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Haha, the joke is me.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Go punch an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What are Michael Jackson’s favorite universities?
Brigham Young and Boise State.
What goes up and down and needs two people?
A seesaw.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.