Doom jokes

Doom is eternal.

Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.

"If all of these structures break we will all die."

And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"

And he said, "It would be breaking news."

How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!

I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

KA-DOOM-CHA!

Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.

One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"

The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"

I ran over three disabled kids.

"Cripple kill."

Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.

Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!

Comment and join Dumbledore's army in the community to give someone you hate permanent bad luck.

I learned my dad got into a car crash this morning.

And my driver's license got revoked too.