Doom jokes

Doom is eternal.

Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.

Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.

One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"

The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"

"If all of these structures break we will all die."

And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"

And he said, "It would be breaking news."

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

KA-DOOM-CHA!

How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!

I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.

Fall

I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"

Doin (DYM 49).