Doom jokes

Doom is eternal.

How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

KA-DOOM-CHA!

"If all of these structures break we will all die."

And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"

And he said, "It would be breaking news."

I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.

I wondered as the rock in the sky got bigger and bigger, then it hit the bottom of the Earth, and... "explosion!"

Two tourists climb a mountain that utters certain doom.

One tourist falls down. The tourist that's still on the mountain says, "You ok down there?"

The other tourist says, "Can't I just rest in peace?!"

My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪

Fall

Depressed procrastinators feel like they wanna kill themselves sometime soon.

Doin (DYM 49).

How does an American know that his time has come?

He starts hearing Vietnamese.

Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.

My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.

One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.