Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why didn't the skeleton laugh at the joke?
A: He broke his funny bone!
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
What's yellow and can't swim? A bus full of kids.
How did the other 18 COVIDs go unnoticed?
Am tired of my country!!!! How can two policemen use one gun?
It is now legal to bully an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
My math teacher walked by and asked me, "What is that?"
I said, "Paper."
She said, "Really?"
I said, "Yeah, do you need glasses?"
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
What is the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
What’s harder than steel?
Michael Jackson in a playground.
I was at a funeral and told a joke, and my sister said, "I'm dead." So I said, "That's what she said."
What do a bullet and a police officer have in common?
When a bullet kills someone, it gets fired.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
It depends on how hard you throw them. 😈😈
Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
Consent before sex is a joke. It's just politically correct feminazi propaganda.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D