Worst Jokes Ever
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
I beat up my twin friends with a plane.
What do you call a three humped camel?
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
What is Jesus’s Favorite Exercise?
CrossFit.
What's the best finger for fingering A minor?
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
I'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to New York, so I flew them to New York and hit the towers. That was a tragic story.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
I was fuming when I lost my job as a window cleaner, like who built the Twin Towers anyway?
Doom is eternal.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.