Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
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Your face is horrific like the state of the Twin Towers.
What is a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!!!!!
Stop.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent “p.”
What's the difference between my dad and milk? There is no difference; they both left.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
If you are a student at law school, a law professor can charge you up to $98,998.00 for one semester.
If the law professor is very late and is not punctual to teach you anything about law in his class, should a law student be able to charge the law professor a certain amount of money for not being able to teach his class because he is off task and not being punctual? Is your time precious too?
If the law professor is Polish, now you know the reason why you should never go to a law school that has a "dumb polack" for a law professor.
Sorry for your luck; it sucks to be you!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find Homeplate.
What’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone?
You can’t hear an enzyme.
Why did the rapper bring a broom on stage?
To sweep the competition!
Rip Juice WRLD.
What do women and a Happy Meal have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What did Michael Jackson say when dinner was ready? Ea-ea-eat.
the george floyd situation was breath taking
What do you call a rapper with a cold?
Lil Sneezy.
What does Michael Jackson say when it gets hot?
He-he-eat!
What's the difference between vitiligo and plastic surgery?
Vitiligo doesn't alter facial features.
Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.