Question: Why was "6" scared?
Answer: Because "7" ate "9"!
Worst Jokes Ever
What would you do if you were killed?
What's black and found on top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
I was at the bank yesterday.
A lady asked to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
There's a one-story house. Everything's yellow, even the kitchen, living room, and bedrooms. What color are the stairs?
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
What goes up but never comes down?
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
You're so short that I had to ask God why he made you short-ass toothpick legs.
Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.
I saw a kid crying yesterday, so I asked him, "Where are your parents?"
Bad move, I got fired from my job at the Orphanage.
I tried to search stuff about 9/11 for a research project, but it didn’t work... I guess the site crashed.
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
What does a pumpkin need when it's hurt? A pumpkin patch.
How do you fit 3 gay men on a bar stool?
Flip it upside down.
How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?
Why is NASA so sus?
'Cause they wanted to see Uranus.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
They ordered pepperoni, but they got plain.
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.