Worst Jokes Ever
All-star gay mix
Somebody once told me The world is gonna rape me The dick's the hardest part of the body She looked like she's having fun With her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" in her bumhole.
Well, I started cumming And she started cumming Fed with dick, she's in love with bumming Didn't make sense not to live for bum Your dick gets hard, but your ass gets numb.
So much to fuck, so much to suck So what's wrong with eating the asshole? You'll never know if you don't try You'll never taste if you don't lick.
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a schlong, ass frail And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
It's a gay place and they say it gets gayer You're licking bum now, wait 'til your a bit older But the bent boys beg to differ Judging by the hole in the homeless man's throat.
The sperm in the bath is getting pretty thin The sperms getting warm so you might as well swim My world's on cocaine, how about yours? That's the way I like it and I never get raped!
Hey now, you're a porn star Get your sex on, bum pain Hey now, you're a porn star Suck a willy, ass frale And all that glitters is cum Only sperm heads break the female egg.
Not to brag, but I can forget what I’m doing while I’m doing it.
I started crying when Dad began to cut onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
Why did everyone run from the Mexican when he went to the snack bar?
He said "¡Hola snack bar!" ¡Hola means hello in Spanish.
What did the Chinese man say to his wife?
I'll chin you later.
Does Donald know his wife is Mexican?
Do you know how many women have been pope?
Nun.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
"Go fuck yourself... at the bottom of the sea."
Your mama is so fat, you can't tell if she's pregnant or not.
Who's Joe?
Joe rapes.
Why do dwarfs suck a cow's udder instead of being breastfed? Because they are too short.
What's a kidnapper's favorite White Vans?
Why does Helen Keller masturbate with her left hand?
She moans with her right.
What was the score of the basketball game in Africa?
Eight-nothing.
Why can't orphans have a funeral? Because their parents won't be there.
Imagine this scenario: a doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses in the world like this: "You have depression, diarrhea, cancer,... etc." and then the last one on the list is that he is deaf.
Why are Demons dying from Priestwater? The soul from a Priest is completely different.
What’s the difference between Hitler and a bug?
Nothing.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.