Worst Jokes Ever
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
The reason why orphans can't play baseball is because they can't find home.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
I met a gay guy last night.
Man, was he a pain in the ass.
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Why can't an orphan get caught on the hub? They have no parents to catch them.
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
I AGREE WITH EDP.
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.