Worst Jokes Ever
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
When we told Twin Towers to put on airplane mode, we didn't mean a real airplane.
Why does an orphan hate the internet?
Because he's always on the homepage.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
There is a room of men: Jamal, David, and Afzul. "Jamal is black," "David is white," and "Afzul is a Pakistani." Who set off the bomb?
Afzul, it's clearly him cause he's a Pakistani...
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
If you call the number 800-273-8500 in Afghanistan, they say, "Can you fly a plane?"
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
Hello, anybody, I've just shot somebody. I did it on purpose.
You just shot an unarmed man.
Well, he should have armed himself then.
Ukraine vs. Russia is CS:GO live the movie!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't run home.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
My favorite film is The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love a protagonist with a twisted back story.