Worst Jokes Ever
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"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
I eat cockroaches.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
She really wanted a boner.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high, grabbed Jill's thigh, and said, "I know you wanna."
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
Yo mama!
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
What do you call a calf that is in no way brave?
A coward.
Why do cats like to sleep on the floor?
'Cause it's a car-PET.
What would be a pet's favorite thing to click on on this website?
Cat-egories.
Get it?
Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.
There are two types of faces:
The handsome one, but the wallet is ugly.
Then there is this personal face full of bumps, but even they lack a wallet.
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!