Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Haha, the joke is me.
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Shrek once went to the movies and when he sat down he felt this slimy and sticky feeling on the chair, so he stood up and complained about his chair being dirty... until he realized that he forgot to wipe earlier... so he stopped complaining and went back to his chair and sat back down.
Roses are red, violets are blue, by the way, I have the flu!
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
A guy wakes up one morning and is walking down the road, and he smells fish, and he says, "Good morning, ladies!"
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
Why can't religion and science agree?
Because science creates skyscrapers, and religion combines with skyscrapers.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.