Worst Jokes Ever

Dang... if I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put D IN U ;)

I only know there are 25 letters in the alphabet, I don't know Y.

(Me: How many letters are in the alphabet?) -- (Friend: 11- T-H-E-- A-L-P-H-A-B-E-T)

(Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right?) -- (Crush: No, there is actually 26.) -- (Me: oooOoh, I forgot u r a qt! So its acdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz?) -- (Crush: You forgot the D) -- (Me: That's not needed yet ;])

What letter is really hot? T

C = cOCK O = CoCK C = COcK K = COCk COCK = cock cock = COCK

ME SExUAL SRrY LoL

Roses are red, violets are blue, When I take out the trash, I remember you.

"Abortion jokes are like the babies; they never get old."

What war game can the French win? None, they are always losing.

I tried kidnapping a kid today and told him I was his dad's friend and I would take him home. He just curled up into a ball and started crying. Kidnapping must be easy.

The "f" in orphan stands for family.... wait a minute!

A fat man coming in the store.

Waiter: Oh god, not again :|

Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.

Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?

Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?

Why is America not good at Clash Royale? Answer: They lost 2 towers! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

It is not funny about kidnapping.

You're so skinny my grandma gonna use you like a cane.

Why do orphans hate Batman the movie?

Because at least he gets noticed by people, and also he stole their life story!

What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?

"I don’t have a mama."

What do you call a group of emos?

The Suasied Squid.

Teacher: What is your least favorite holiday?

Orphan: National Forgive Your Mom And Dad Day.

Teacher: Why is that your least favorite?

Orphan: Because I don't have any parents to forgive.

Teacher: *tries to hold back* HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What is the difference between the subway guy and a priest?

The subway guy didn’t get away with it...

I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.

A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.

What do orphans and deaf people have in common?

They can't hear their parents.

I saw a kid in the yard and I asked where are your parents.

Then I got fired from the orphanage.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One actually gets picked.