Worst Jokes Ever
My dad said people shouldn’t get ribbons just for participating because it rewards them for losing.
So I took down his confederate flag.
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
When you think you're depressed, but you know you're probably just using depression to be lazy and self-loathing, but then you realize that it, in itself, might actually be a symptom of depression.
Well gang, it looks like we've got another mystery on our hands!
If there are 4 Mexicans in a van, which of them is driving?
None of them. Immigration service is.
Yo mama so fat, when she goes on a diet, it ends world hunger.
Why can't orphans go to school? They need their parents to sign them up.
The other day my brother hit me. I yelled for mom. No one responded.
Me scrolling through jokes that sum up my life, starts crying.
My friend: What’s wrong?
Me: Nothing, it's just so funny. Lol😂🤣😂
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
The chicken wasn’t invented then.
Teacher: Why do people snore?
Me: Because they sleep.
I like rocks, specifically Jeon Jungkook's rock hard abs. 😉🤭🤣
Why did the skunk cross the road?
To get to the odor side!
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!