What do orphans call a family photo?
A selfie.
Worst Jokes Ever
Dude, all Hitler asked for was a glass of juice, but everyone misheard him.
I asked, "Mom, what's that in the sky?"
Mom replied with, "That's your father."
Why is an orphan bad at hide-and-seek?
Because nobody will actually look for them.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.
What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.
Butt hehe.
Like if you hate school.
Why did the chicken say to the football guy, "You quarter?"
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Your hairline is so [bad] Will Smith can't slap it back in place.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's...
You know who else suffers from Alzheimer's.
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
Me: Do you like cobble?
My friend: No.
Me: Gobble deez nuts!
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home base is.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆