Worst Jokes Ever

One day a rooster fell into a swimming pool and a cat laughed. And the moral of the story? A wet cock can always satisfy a pussy.

When the Among Us has drip ඞ!

What do you call an imposter octopus?

Octosus.

The parents who left their kids on the side of the road should have thought twice and got an abortion.

Q: What do you call a nun in a pool? A: A bath bomb.

I was speaking to a deaf Asian man. I said, "Hi." He said, "Wha yiu sa?"

What does FNAF stand for? Five Nasty Ass Fools.

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?

Because there were stairs.

What did the minute hand say to the hour hand?

Why are you so tall?

What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂

You're so short, when it rains you're the last one to know.

These Afghanistan people suck at Jenga.

We clap when we see you. We clap our hands over our eyes.

I have no dad, no milk, and no mom, so that means no tits, like if you can relate.

You're so ugly, even a Snapchat filter can't fix it.

What do emos and apples have in common? They both hang from trees.

Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind... It's too cheesy.

I swear, if I compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.

What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?

A: Plain.

The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.