Worst Jokes Ever
Guys, we should stop doing orphan jokes, their parents will be wait......... continue.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.
The plane said to the tower, "You're so cute, I want to come crashing into your arms!"
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
What did one squirrel say to the other squirrel?
"Stop staring at my nuts."
Nancy, the throat goat!
What's big, black, and touches children?
Harambe.
Why is 6 afraid from 7? 789
Why did your mom cross the road?
Why? She didn't, she got hit by a car.
Imagine not having a dad.