Worst Jokes Ever
My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."
What vibrates and is 6 inches?
A toothbrush.
What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Why do women only use their left arm? Because they don’t have rights.
Why do people poop?
Because it we need to!
I eat cockroaches.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
She really wanted a boner.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Most likely because they can't find home.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
Your forehead is like a line, it just keeps going.
Haha, the joke is me.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
If I teach man he is the fish I caught, will I no longer be a fisher of men?
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
At 9/11, the people in the Twin Towers ordered pizza. They asked for pepperoni, but instead got plane.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom.