Two blondes fell down a hole.
One said, "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
The other replied, "I don't know; I can't see."
Worst Jokes Ever
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Walk into the club like, "Wow, I got a big penis!"
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
Suck your mom. ☺️
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!
Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.