Worst Jokes Ever
Someone in my class yelled "Jenga!" while watching a documentary about the Twin Towers.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What did the bunger say to the bunger? Bunger.
Why does Saturn have a ring?
Because God liked it, so he put a ring on it.
Doom is eternal.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
She really wanted a boner.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later, the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was downstairs and heard this blood curdling scream. She ran upstairs. Once she got there, she saw blood all over the bathtub. "What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
Can watersharky and Gwen comment on this? I need to talk to you guys.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏