What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer; the other's just a watermelon. 😁😁
Worst Jokes Ever
I cried when my dad cut onions.
Onions was a good dog.
1. What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese.
2. Knock, knock. Who's there? Ash. Ash who? Achoo!
3. How does the ocean say hello? He waves.
4. Why can't Elsa have a balloon? Because she will let it go.
5. What do you call your enemy? You don't call it at all.
I love to have sex. And my name is Lex. Which one should I be with next? I really hate my ex. I just saw a huge T Rex, And I think you probably saw this text.
Welcome for the rhyme.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
Why did most orphans become prostitutes?
Because they wanted a daddy.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
"What did the orphan say to the other orphan? \"You have a dad? Say he can have me, I will (let) you, so he can adopt me.\""
I took my brother's vape, and now he is on the ground gasping for air. He acts like he is dying.
A man and a child walk into the woods. The child turns to the man and says, "Mister, can we go home? It's getting late, and I'm scared to walk home."
The man turns to the child and says, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk home alone!"
Yo momma's so skinny that even Flat Stanley gets jealous!
What did the priest say to the Muslim? Wazza!
I want to be loved.
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
What do you call a war dodo named Bob in WW2 and he came from Mars?
Bruno Mars.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Your mom is so fat that she mains Heavy from the game Team Fortress 2!
Why is an orphan really good at being naughty?
Because they have no one to tell them off.
What's a vampire's favorite fruit? A neck-tarine.
Hey, look, it's Uranus coming from the sky!