Worst Jokes Ever
Suck your mom. ☺️
Yo mom is so fat that when she stands on a scale, she broke it, lol.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Balloon 1: Watch out for cactus!
Balloon 2: Where is cactussssssss?
My grandpa lost his toe today. 😔
Nvm, we found it. It's in his TOEtruck.
Why did the wither skeleton fail his test?
Because his answers were netherrite.
Why is Ronnie Anne like Lincoln? Because he is a softy about everything.
You know Thomas Paine, right? Well, clearly he had some common sense too, right?
"Addison Rae in bra? Nope, terrible."
How did Mace Windu die?
He fell out the windoo.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
I go to Venice to get a bigger penis.
Why do orphans sleep in a double bed?
Because their parents aren't!
What’s the difference between a police man and a bullet?
At least when a bullet kills someone, it’s actually fired.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
Q: What do you call a cow stuck on a barb wire fence?
A: Udderly destroyed.
This name makes me want to close season instead of open it.
I have a joke about lazy people!
Actually... forget it... it won't work.
How do you fix a broken gorilla?
With a monkey wrench.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.