Worst Jokes Ever
Bro, this guy's hairline I saw the other day was nowhere to be seen.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why did the snowman say, "Good day," to the sun?
Because it was afraid to melt away by the sun.
The E and F in Orphan stands for Every one in their Family.
Me: yep they definitely have one 100% 💯
Titanic is like our president; it cracks in half and dies.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Ok, Seek, you're it. Me and Hide will hide.
Seek: Why do I have to be the seeker?
Figure: Because your name is in seeker.
Store owner: You have to be 40 inches tall to go into the adult section.
Kid: Please.
Store owner: Oh okay, but get on your tippy toes.
Kid: Everybody is hugging.
Hello, everybody, it's me, Mariplier, and today I'm going to be balling at Freddy's!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"There's a great singer inside of you."
Why can't orphans be robbers?
Because they're not wanted.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Isn't there a software company named after your dick?
Microsoft?
Why do orphans love going to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Bully says, "You are DISGUSTING!!!!!!"
The girl says, "Just like your face."
I would tell you an abortion joke, but it was only temporary.