Worst Jokes Ever
Why don’t orphans play the game of hide-and-seek?
They won’t be found because no one will look for them.
Why was the emo kicked out of the circus?
Because he was cutting in line!
When Ariana Grande walked into the church, she said, "GOD IS A WOMAN!"
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
What do you call Miles Morales Spider-Man from Europe?
Kilometers Morales.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
Dark jokes are just like water.
Not everybody gets it.
When you met her first before your parents met each other. (In the case of your mom dating her dad).
Yo mama's so heavy and fat, gravity could not hold her down.
When the school shooter throws a smoke grenade into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a disco party. 🕺🕺🕺
What is an orphan's favorite video game?
"Who's Your Daddy?"
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
The one by die.
You know Hitler loves you when he comes up to you on Valentine's Day and he says, "Will you be my Valenein?"
What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A rape victim!
A father of five puts on a gas mask and a hazard suit and walks outside, but before he could make it, his son came and asked, "Dad, what are you wearing?"
The father answered with, "A costume for Halloween."
The child asked, "Can I join?" He said no, for he said it's their last Halloween. After that, I saw green smoke all over the same house they lived in.
"Hee hee touch my pp."