Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
What do you say to a person who got his whole left side cut off? "Are you all right?!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home.
You look so pretty. Not at all gross today.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
People: (arguing about stopping orphan jokes since they aren't funny).
Me: (m e h. i d o n t c a r e)
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
I’d roast you, but your mirror does that for me every day.
Scan my wrist for 75% off!
How do people grade pedophiles?
1st grade to 8th grade.
(I know it's orphan jokes but still)
Why do orphans commit crimes?
It’s the only time they’re ever wanted.
Hey! This site has a home page, but I wonder if the orphans can see it.
Why do orphans become criminals when they grow up? Because they want to be wanted.
If 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9, then why was 10 afraid? Because it was right in the middle of 9/11.
Whenever I make a 9/11 joke, it bombs.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why was the orphan confused at the baseball game?
They kept yelling, "Go home!"
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
Coworker: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Coworker: Not your parents.