Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, violets are blue, If I slapped you, that’d be animal abuse.
What's something similar between a clogged pipe and a pregnant woman?
You fix both with a coat hanger.
A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf. The rope stopped the emo.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
Why do they call it America when literally nothing is free?
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and swim in some shit. Jack forgot to bring some goggles and floaty, and now they have a daughter.
Secret: Jill didn’t go in the shit yet. Jack went in first and died! :D
"Dad, what is 69?" asks son.
Dad: "Well son, it is a position where a man and women pleasure each other orally."
Son: "So what shall I write? Odd or even?"
What's worse than 10 babies is one dumpster...
1 baby in 10 dumpsters.
Your hairline is so far back that Green Lantern became Blue Torch.
You should go back into the abortion bucket. Maybe you'll find half a brain in there.
If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?
In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What does an eighty-year-old woman have in between her boobs that a twenty-year-old woman doesn't?
A belly button.
What is the difference between a flat tire bicycle and a woman?
Answer: You need to pump the tire on the bicycle before you ride it, while a woman you need to ride her and pump.
"Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner, chocolate's made." (Point to your boobs, vagina/crouch area, and then to your butt area in sync with words.)
An autistic man walks into a bra.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
In memory of Michael Jackson, various ice cream companies are introducing the Jackson Chocolate ice cream. It is either 50 year old cream mixed in with 10 year old nuts, or 7 year old vanilla ice cream with 50 year old chocolate drizzled on 4 year old tiny nuts.