Worst Jokes Ever
What is the smallest skyscraper in the world? The World Trade Centre.
Smash or pass the Twin Towers?
Planes: Smash
What's the difference between your mum and the Twin Towers?
I would smash the Twin Towers.
Why can’t you play Uno with Mexicans?
Because they steal all the green cards!
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's the second worst thing to happen to orphans?
They can't have sex.
"Why?"
Because they don't have anyone to call mommy or daddy.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
What was OceanGate's biggest regret?
Not painting Dylan Mulvaney on the side of the Titan submarine for when it sunk like Bud Light's profits.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
Yo Mama is so stupid, she thought the football team Rams were actually the animal rams.
What do you call a Lesbian at a Barbecue? A LGBBQ.
My son caught me masturbating the other day and was like, "Dad, what are you doing?" I said, "Don't worry, you'll be doing it soon." He said, "Why is that?" I told him, "My arm is getting tired."
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
I might not be able to make my bed, but at least I can get out of it.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're never wanted.
Me, haha, I'm the joke.
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
Yo mama so stupid, she shoved a battery up her butt and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"