Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t an orphan get arrested?
Because they're not wanted.
I love trash bags because they remind me of my heart... black.
Why do gays get bad grades?
They don't get straight A's.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you guys didn't like it.
I made a website for orphans. Sadly, it doesn't have a home button.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.
What is an orphan's favorite song?
"Home."
Little Johnny walks into the living room and asks his parents, "Mom, Dad, what do you get when you crossbreed a bulldog and shih tzu?"
The mother and father shrug and say, "We have no idea, Johnny. What do you get?" and little Johnny replies, "You get a bullshit."
When you tell an orphan, "I did your mom in your home," and they start crying.
Me: You f&*k up.
The class: Oh sh!&
Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.
Short girl: "How do you see up there?"
Tall guy: "Who said that?"
I spit my drink out and then ran away.
There was a kid being mean to another kid at an orphanage. The kid said, "Stop!" but the mean one said, "What are you going to do? Call your mommy?"
How many Emos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They all just sit in the dark and cry.
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
Why can't you play memory snap in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
What's the worst thing you can say to a widow?
"I'm sorry, I just had to."
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father’s or Mother’s Day.
I don't understand those couples that fight and a minute later change their Facebook status to single.
I fight with my parents, but you don't see me change my status to "Orphan."