Worst Jokes Ever
I was just fine being bisexual... Now I’m gender fluid... great...
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
Donald Trump travels back in time to talk to his 10-year-old self.
When he sees himself, he says, "Do you see me? I am you, but almost 70 years older."
His 10-year-old self asks him, "Am I going to be famous?"
Trump replies, "Oh yeah, I became president of the United States. Not once. Twice!"
10-year-old Donald was shocked. But he became even more shocked when he heard the next sentence from his current self: "And now take off your pants!"
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
Jesus is great because Jesus is good. Amen.
I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.
You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
Why are drums and autistic people the same?
They both go "uh uh uh uh uh uh!"
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
You. You're a joke.
Like if you have nuts.
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")
But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real