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Why did the pope drink horse piss? Because a priest asked him what would he do for a Klondike bar? 🤪 😜
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee.
Black and bitter.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it goes to get the milk yet never comes back.
Miss you dad.
I have a friend whose birthday is on September 11th.
They're going to have an explosive party that will definitely blow you away!
It's gonna be the bomb, and a blast, too!
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
What does a Catholic Priest and a commercial from the 80s have in common? They both ask people, "Where's the meat?"
Sans Undertale.
What did the orphan's friend give him for his birthday?
Lego, so he can build a home.
What do you call 2 homeless people throwing rocks at each other? "Pillow Fight!"
Where did Johnny go after he wandered into a minefield?
Everywhere.
Why do lions 🦁 go to SUBWAY 🥪?
Because they like to EAT FLESH.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.
Sister: (moaning) Go get Mom, she'd love this!
Me: But Billy's with her right now.
Billy: UGHHHH...MMMMM
Dad: Hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
Before Jane, was Tarzan clapping gorilla cheeks?