Worst Jokes Ever
Teacher: "Okay, so how are you going?"
Student: "I'm not going."
Teacher: "Oh, so you're a wheelchair person?"
Me: I’m gonna smite the life out of you!!!
Orphan: What! No! Please no!
Me: What you gonna do? Run home and tell your parents? Wait, I forgot, you don’t have a home or parents!!!!
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
I bought my son a trampoline. He sat in his wheelchair and cried.
I only trust people that like big butts.
My grandpa died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
bals
What's big and black?
My balls.
Why didn't the koala make the football team? Because it got diskoalafied!
What's blue, red, and white and dead all over?
Trump's dead Russian mates.
Most of the people here: That's not funny, lots of people died.
Bruh, why are you in here if you can't take a joke?
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
What do people with cancer always want to watch?
"Finding Chemo."
Yo mama so fat she can't walk for five seconds without sweating, causing a tsunami!
When the school shooter gives the autistic kid a glock and he shoots himself, thinking it’s a cigarette.
Dababy
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, flags big plus.