Worst Jokes Ever
What's black and white and red all over? The prisoner I just hit with my car.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, but Jill fell down and Jack came tumbling down after.
(And you thought this would be a joke.)
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
The difference between my life and a joke is that a joke has meaning.
What did the lesbian vampire say to the heterosexual woman after she was done licking her pussy after she was done having her blood period?
"I will be back next month."
"So I asked a genie if he could grant me this wish. I wished to be like Michael Jackson. The next day, I was in a playground full of little kids."
Me: My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday, and I had her wheelchair.
Me: Guess who came crawling right back?
Balls in your jaws.
my therapist says with time all wounds can heal.
So I stabbed him. Now we wait.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
Hi, if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it, please do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
You want to hear a rape joke? Yeah. Damn you ruined it.
Why does China have the biggest eyewear?
Because all their eyes are too small.
I'm going to draw a picture. A picture with a twist. I'll draw it with a razor blade. I'll draw it on my wrist.
What do you call an orphan when there 18?
Homeless.
What do you call a cow with no toes?
Lac-toes intolerant.