Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so fat that she stepped on the scale and it says, "Hey fat b****, break your fat a** in half so you won't weigh as much!"
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
Your forehead is so big, John Cena could wrestle on it.
If one of ya'll could find my weave, that'd be great!
What moans about women but wouldn't exist without them? A triggered menimist.
Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
Why did the people get a chicken?
To make eggs.
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
Me running from the principal because I put ten woman's rights books in the fictional section!
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
The doctor told me my temperature was exactly 98.6 degrees. I felt relieved until he said, “Celsius.”
Big Chungus.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
Michael Vick is coming to town, hide your dogs!
I looked in the mirror.
How do rappers greet each other?
With a "Mic check, one-two."
What do you call a rapper who's also a scientist?
RHYME-STEIN.
What is a nudist's least favorite holiday?
Memorial Day.
Why?
Because wearing a poppy can be very painful.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.