Worst Jokes Ever

Schools be like "dRuGS arE BaD," then prescribe a 6-year-old Adderall for not wanting to sit in the same spot for 8 hours.

I eat dick.

Thank the Lord for my two huge balls!

To All The Naruto Fans:

Sharingan is red, Rasengans are blue, If you dare touch my daughter, I'll Chidori you!

Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!

If you're a cat person, never let hungry Chinese into your house. They might just have a snack.

What is it called when an art teacher has a heart attack?

An art attack!

What's an orphan's favorite movie?

"Home Alone."

Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀

Little Johnny catches his parents going at it and says, "Hey dad! Whatcha doin'?"

His father says, "I'm filling your mom's tank."

Johnny says, "Oh yeah, well, you better get a model that gets better mileage because the milk man filled her up this morning."

Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.

The Lego broke in half.

It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."

A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.

So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.

(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)

People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes... bro it's not that deep.

I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏

I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.

Friend: “What's that on your arm?”

Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”

I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.

It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.