Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Christianity the most dramatic religion?
Because other religions say, "Do, do, do."
But Christianity says, "Done, done, done!"
Your mama so fat, when she walked past the TV, you missed two episodes.
Who lives under the sea?
Malaysia flight 370.
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
Your mum has balls.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
Anyone wanna chat?
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
Willy bum.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.