Worst Jokes Ever

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Biden

What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?

Caregiver.

Yo forehead so big, NASA thought it was Mars.

My sister's boyfriend is pissed cuz I fucked his girl.

Hi person reading this.

Every time I tell a 911 joke, it bombs.

You know why orphans like boomerangs?

Because they come back, unlike their parents.

If 80% of all suicides in the UK are males, and women want equality, then maybe they should just kill themselves.

Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy, but in the end, Jack got a face full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese!

Why can't two Asians have a white kid? Because two "wongs" don't make a "white."

Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!

I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.

Manly men go to strip clubs. JD Vance goes to IKEA.

What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?

A pilot, you racist fuck!

Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!

What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.

I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!