Damn Americans, they fucking suck at Clash Royale.
Worst Jokes Ever
Two hunters are in the woods and one falls to the ground.
Terrified, he dials 911 and says, “Help! I think my friend is dying. What do I do?” The nurse says, “I need you to make sure he’s dead.” The hunter replies, “Ok, I’ll be right back.” The nurse is startled after hearing a gunshot. The hunter comes back and says, “I checked. Now what do I do?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his heart has completely stopped.” She is startled when she hears the sound of a taser. The hunter comes back and says, “What’s next?” The nurse replies, “I need you to make sure his brain has completely shut down.” The nurse is once again startled when she hears the sound of a bone being crushed by what seemed to be a hammer. The hunter comes back and asks, “Anything else?” The nurse says, “Nope. That’s it.”
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
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When Ant-Man is the size of an atom, how can he breathe?
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have no one to call "daddy."
What is the difference between a stoner and a Mexican?
Stoners have papers.
What's the worst place to teach an orphan? Homeschool.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
I heard you were looking for a stud...
I already have the STD; all I need is you.
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water. Jack fell down, his cock was out, and Jill gained a daughter.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
I'm related to diarrhea; it runs in my jeans.
What’s an orphan’s favorite cereal?
Because it’s the only magical string in his life.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
What’s the only other advantage of being an orphan?
The teacher can’t give you homework.