Worst Jokes Ever
Roses are red, flowers naturally cannot be black.
I heard that your dad's in jail for selling crack!
What's up, bitches? Miss me?
I go to Venus to get a bigger penis.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces!! HAHAHA
What did the traffic light say to the other?
"Hey, stop looking at me! I'm changing!"
What do 9/11 and COVID-19 have in common?
I couldn't give a fuck about either.
A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Normal girl stating her opinion.
My name is Jade Harris. I don’t know if you guys know it, but “rape” jokes are really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME! 😡. People are talking about how men are better than women, but men and women are both good. Someone posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap, but fuck it, I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapists here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But no one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. 😠. Women have to have kids with men of course, but it is hard to be a like that. 1. We grow up just the same as men, and men don’t always get judged for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see your underwear shit, which is pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slut shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
Woman do have rights!
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!
What do you call a smart booty?
A wise-crack!
"Rapeboat momma" on OnlyFans. Rapeboat is her number one sub.
His hairline doing the moonwalk. Oh, I forgot, he doesn’t even have a hairline.
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.