Worst Jokes Ever
What makes a skeleton laugh?
When you tickle his funny bone with a skele-TON of jokes!
Heh.
When you want to commit suicide, just say "Allahu Akbar," there will definitely be a blast.
Donald Trump is to white Americans as O.J. Simpson is to black Americans. They will never choose to convict these people even if they murdered or raped.
What disease do you get from shoving a dirty, rusty piece of metal up your ass? Tetanus.
Bully: Shut up.
Me: I don't shut up, I grow up, and when I look at you, I throw up.
Farts.
Why was the rapper always calm?
Because he had a lot of chill flows.
Why did the rapper go to school?
To get a degree in RHYMEOLOGY!
Is shooting and killing a pregnant woman a spawn kill or double kill?
Like, and comment if you're single.
In 2023, I hope we all get wiped out like the dinosaurs.
You're so ugly you make Happy Meals cry.
You're so emo, even Billie Eilish can't beat you!
Somebody give me a peanut. I just ate an EpiPen.
Would you like to win 100k?
Comment on my next video for a chance to win!
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude, I just fell off a 50-foot ladder!"
Friend: "Bro, you ok?!"
Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
A condom!
Why don't orphans go on trips at school?
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Q: What movie do orphans hate?
A: Fatherhood.
When the school shooter starts doing Fortnite dances and the autistic kid joins in.