Worst Jokes Ever
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.
How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.
Q: What kind of paper towel do they use in special education classrooms?
A: Downey.
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
Mom: Remember, you can tell me anything.
Abbie: I had sex with dad.
Mom: Go die in a hole!
Imagine when you are about to cry at the funeral, then your friend's phone rings.
Then he says, "I'll call you back, I'm still at the die."
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored 😴 so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"