Roses are red, violets are blue, my heart is dead, I'm such a fool. -Juice Wrld
Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a comedian and a clown?
A comedian leads Ukraine, and a clown leads America.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know how to hit a home run.
Depressed people have beautiful smiles. Okay, it's not a joke for normal people, but it's a joke for us.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
My dad has the heart of a lion, and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
Roses are red, violets are blue, A face like yours belongs in a zoo. Don't worry, I'll be there with you, But not in the cage, but laughing at you.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
When you commit suicide in your house, that's suicide, but when you commit suicide outside, you failed your parkour.
what do sloths and depressed people have in common? ... they both hang from trees.
And the Lord said unto John, “Come forth and you will receive eternal life.”
But John came fifth, and he got a toaster.
What falls and never gets hurt? Snow.
My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.
Boi, you're the reason the Great Wall of China is a thing. You're so ugly the Chinese needed to block you out!
I decided to make a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. It's called "Spastics on Elastics."
I'm going to open a wellness center for ASD kids to be able to express themselves through music and painting. I will call it Artism!
Why did the students eat their homework?
Because the teacher said it would be a piece of cake! 🎂😂
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.