Worst Jokes Ever
Your mum has balls.
Why are orphans and bananas so much alike? Because they both get split.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was dumb.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Texas 😂😂😂😂
What's a snake's favorite subject?
Well, there are two: hisss-tory, but some prefer maths; those weirdos are adders.
I got a great corona virus joke, but you wouldn’t get it.
Okay, One time I there was my dog. But then the dog, it fell.
Then I f**ked my dog hard in the a**.
Have a good summer!
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have a mother's or father's day.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cow.
Cow who?
Cow don't go who, they go moo!
I think we should change Alzheimer’s disease to Joe Biden disease.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...
He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
She blew on it, and it went hard.