Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
Like if you think someone is gay.
What is the best way to kill a special ed kid?
Call them retarded.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
The coffee was getting mugged, so it called 911.
I really want to beat the living daylights out of you, but it's not worth getting the wooden spoon for garbage.
Chuck Norris doesn’t go to heaven; Heaven comes to Chuck Norris. RIP.
I love me a nice tight pussy. That's why I'm in big trouble with RSPCA.
OMG TYSM FOR HELPING ME REACH 30 FOLLOWERS!
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I told a blonde she needed gas for her car, and she farted into the gas tank.
Has anybody else noticed that out of nowhere there are always tons of people online? It's kinda trippy if I'm being honest.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
If you're bored, punch an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Was your dad a pilot? Because I rate you a 9/11.
Fuck Jewkraine!
You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
How sexy is Ariana Grande?
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
A young orphan boy goes to school for the first time. A bigger boy comes and punches him. He says, "What are you gonna do, cry to your mommy?" The boy cries.
Next morning, he wakes up and comes to school. The same thing happens, but the older boy brings his friends. This time, after he says, "You gonna tell your mom?", the little boy says, "Yes, I will tell them that there is company coming over."