Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
Worst Jokes Ever
What does the bee say to the fly?
"Buzz off!"
What song did Michael Jackson come up with after his first sleepover with the kid?
"Just Beat It."
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
A leaf and an emo are both falling from a tree.
Which one hits the ground first?
The leaf, the emo got caught by a rope.
Yo mama so fat, she orbits the sun!
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
Why can Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?
No one shuts up about them.
What's the difference between a drill and a priest?
Nothing, they both like screwing stuff!
A woman walks into a dentist's office, sits on the counter, and spreads her legs.
The dentist says, "I think you have the wrong idea with that." The woman replies, "Last week you gave my husband his false teeth; now you can get them out."
Junkyard dogs may be mean, but the meanest dogs are the ones guarding concentration camps.
Dark humor is like the plague; everyone was supposed to get it.
Your mum is so fat that when she wore a yellow coat people called taxi!
Kingly discussion?
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I was making a bet with my grandfather about who would die first. I said that I would die first.
He said "Bet" and died after he drank his coffee.
He was my least favorite grandparent.
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
Who is M.J.'s cartoon character?
Muzan Kibutsuji
Hehe
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? She will let it go.