Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call an emo kid's suicide live stream?

America's funniest home videos.

Friend: Want to play Fall Guys?

Friend 2: Yup.

Friend: Ok, so let me ju- wait, where are you going?

Friend 2: I'm gonna jump off.

Friend: Why?

Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?

Want to know how you make any salad into a caesar salad? Stab it twenty-three times.

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    • What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

    Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

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    • This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?

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    • Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?

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    • Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?

    - He robbed children of their innocence.

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    • People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."

    Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."

    While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.

    We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.

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    • Why do gay men like the filling in Hostess Twinkies?

    It reminds them of cum. 😋 😍 😏 😜

    I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:

    The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"

    WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.

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