Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of flower do orphans use? Self-raising.
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
What would an orphan call a family picture? A self-ie.
What's an orphan's dream job?
A builder, to build themselves a home.
What do you think about the game "Fortnite?"
Shit.
What did the orphan's mum say before she abandoned her child?
OH it's a bitch.
Damn bro, that calculator is looking hot today. It got abs!
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
I like trains.
*train hits him*
Who discovered shrimp were edible?
Probably the same one who invented the blowjob.
What is Satan's way to go to places? A helicopter.
"My name is Osama, I lost my jobba, so I became a BOMBA 💣"
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
Why are friends a lot like snow?
If you pee on them, they disappear.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
Yo mama is so fat that she got on the scale, and it says, "Lose some pounds before you get on the scale, or it will break!"
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?
Jose and Hose B.