Worst Jokes Ever
You're so small that when you go to the doctor, he doesn’t know you're there.
What did the plane say to the tower? "Yo, can I crash at your place for a bit, and can my boy crash at your boy's place?"
*text conversation boy: When you kiss someone, you burn 15 calories. Wanna burn calories together sometime?
girl: Are you saying I'm fat?
Why did the melon jump into the lake? It wanted to be water melon.
Me: What is the difference between your mom and a mosquito?
Friend: Let me guess, they both suck you.
What do you do if you see a nigger shot 50 times? Stop laughing and reload.
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
Removing the polish with chemicals: 😀
Removing the Polish with chemicals: 😳
The Rock, more like the Rockpot! 😂😂😂😂😂
What do kids call a balanced meal?
A hamburger in each hand! XD XD XD XD
What did the skeleton get when he saw goth girls?......A boner.
When Trump goes to the beach, he doesn't use suntan lotion. He uses Dorito dust, and it stays on for the rest of his life.
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
Mitosis!!! (my-toe-sis)
Imagine when you are about to cry at the funeral, then your friend's phone rings.
Then he says, "I'll call you back, I'm still at the die."
Mom: Remember, you can tell me anything.
Abbie: I had sex with dad.
Mom: Go die in a hole!
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well, what are you gonna do, tell their parents?
P.S. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
How to become a monkey?
Put a red dot on your forehead.
It's not rape if you say "April Fools!"
What's an orphan's favorite website?
It has a homepage.