Worst Jokes Ever
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏
I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.
Friend: “What's that on your arm?”
Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
What gets louder as it gets smaller?
A baby in a trash compactor.
Why can't orphans have a five-star GTA because they're not wanted?
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Violence against women is funny :)
A priest walks into a wine store.
"Do you have any 10-year-olds?" Seller: "What the f- Oh, you meant 10-year-old wine." Priest: "I said what I said."
Your mom is so ugly. When she goes to the dentist, they make her face down.
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
A wife asked her husband why he cheated on her. His reply was, “She was just lying there naked on the table, what was I supposed to do?” The wife replies, “Change the damn diaper, you idiot.”
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
Is it okay to call a special ed kid late to class a little tardy?
My grandad said I'm too reliant on technology, so I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What did the fat man say as he entered Nagasaki?
Nothing, he just exploded.