A man walks in to the doctor.
He says, "Doctor, I need a new butt. Mine has a crack in it."
Doctor: How many times do I have to tell you!!!
Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
What’s another name for a cow?
You... cause you're fat.
Normal girl stating her opinion.
My name is Jade Harris. I don’t know if you guys know it, but “rape” jokes are really starting to get sexist and could lead to people getting raped. IT IS MY OPINION PEOPLE DON’T HATE ME! 😡. People are talking about how men are better than women, but men and women are both good. Someone posted about how they hate the media being about women and other bull crap, but fuck it, I hate the media being about both genders. And people sound like fucking rapists here!!! Some boy did story time and then said women are weak and I can rape a women if I feel like it and shit! But no one knows what it feels like to be a women? Only women do. 😠. Women have to have kids with men of course, but it is hard to be a like that. 1. We grow up just the same as men, and men don’t always get judged for dressing except for that stupid pants were we can see your underwear shit, which is pt style. Women are the ones who pay the bills, lose half of there energy and MOST of the time take care of the kids and work for a living men do too. But women get raped and harassed and molested and sexual assaulted/battery/abuse, and when a women wants to dress up how she feels she gets slut shamed for it. So really being a women is harder will being both genders are. Facts!!!
Why can an orphan play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Woman do have rights!
What do the Twin Towers and murder victims have in common?
Both were owned by their own kind.
I don't like Trump because he has ruined my kind's greatest man, Donald Duck.
Yo mama so dumb, when a kid told her to “give her a fag,” she kidnapped Ricardo!
*walks into sex shop*
Hello. I would like to buy 1 sex, please.
Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.
Yo, little sister, pussy taste so GOOD on my TONGUE!
My Friend: Why does Santa look like that?
My 15 Year Old Friend: He has secateurs cancer...
Me: I heard it's because he comes once a year.
*Everyone Looks at me*
If 6 is scared of 7 because 7 8 9, why is ten scared? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
You wanna talk Alya and JK Master?
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
What came first, the chicken or the egg?
I don't know, go google it.
Why did the booty get a job?
To make ends meet!