Worst Jokes Ever

What's black and white, black and white, black and white...?

A dead nun rolling down a hill.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Y'all really need to stop hating on pedos!! At least they drive slow in school zones! God.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was in the plane that crashed in the field.

It would be fun, they said...

It was unsinkable, they said...

What's an old Japanese man's last words?

"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"

*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.

*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?

I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.

His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."

What do you call somebody in America that is smart?

An immigrant.

I bet you're naked under all those clothes. Slut.

I am the ice cream man running over fat kids with my van. If you touch my van, I’ll smack you in the face with a frying pan. If you steal ice cream, I’ll shoot you in the face with a fudge machine.

You and me went up to stab your father. He was out, do not pout. They are coming after.

I've come to the conclusion that Trump is the fifth Teletubby.

He's fat, orange, and speaks in gibberish all the time.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Luke.

Luke who?

Luke through the keyhole and you’ll see.

How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls!

Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're annoying as fuck.

It would be pretty funny if something that's not a joke was the most liked thing. It would be pretty funny, I think, lol. Just a little funny, lol.

Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!

My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.

Have a guess who came crawling back?

I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.