Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow kids thought they were mini school buses.
What do you call a booty that tells jokes?
A crack-up!
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
Why couldn’t the booty stay calm?
Because it was on crack.
Yo momma is so old, she farts dust!
How is a beer can and an Indian the same? You can find them both smashed on the side of the road!
I killed a homeless dude, now he's at funeral home 😭💔
Roses are red,
my life is a disaster,
the children are fast,
but the combine is F A S T E R!
I tried to name my grass "emo" so it will cut itself.
We have a teacher in school. His name is Haybrock, but he is gay, so we call him Gaybrock.
Did you hear they just took Biden to the hospital?
No, what happened?
He couldn’t stop pootin!
How can a gay man that is unemployed be productive in the workplace?
Give a blowjob to other gay men in the workplace for money.
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
A dead Russian is Trump's accountant.
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas?
'Cause they're the ones making the toys.
Getting ready for gangbang.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
"Fuck off for I killed him, bum bum."
Your momma's so fat that she is the Earth!