Worst Jokes Ever
Why is my dad gone?
I don't know.
My friend died by a truck, why can't I get run over?
What is a homeless person's favorite joke?... Themselves.
The kid with a gun walked into my classroom and fucking shot the teacher.
He pointed the gun at me and asked, "What's 2+2?" I answer him and he writes the answer down on his test. He did this with every kid. He got a 100%, expelled, and a lifetime in prison. Hey, at least he gets free food.
Paul Walker.
Your hairline is so bad man, I gave your doctor a breathalyzer.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Why does the emo hate Christmas?
The ornaments get hanged, and they don't.
Why was the emo mad?
The picture got hung, not her.
Guess what.
What?
Your mum saw your 1 inch.
Willy bum.
Who is buried in the tomb of Alexander the Grape?
Alexander the raisin.
Putin be like that boat is now a submarine!
I'd mop the floor with your face, but you might just mess it up more.
I guess in British chess they play without a queen...
But in American chess they play without two towers.
You're so poor, you use the same toilet paper every time you take a poop!
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
I would take out the trash, but my mom said you weren't ready!!! XD
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Hey, do you remember that dragon thing?
Draggin' these balls across your face.