Worst Jokes Ever
I was just fine being bisexual... Now Iβm gender fluid... great...
"Let it go, LET IT GO!" Blah blah blah whatever the rest of the song says dun dun blah blah blah my mom never bothered me anyway.
I'm bored π΄ so that's why I sang in my wonderful voice for a few seconds and wasted your time.
Twin Towers are like genders, there used to be 2.
Why do orphans hate smart kids?
Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.
Why didn't the two 4's feel like dinner?
Answer: Because they already ate.
Just shit my pants and it ran all down my legs... last time I eat at Popeyes.
Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he doesn't know where home is.
Why do white people colonize everything?
To steal a culture for themselves, something other than fornicating with anything that moves including their own children and pets, which they already do.
I guess the owners of this site are braindead Trump supporters.
What's white, red, blue, and brown all over?
The American flag I used to wipe my ass with.
What do gum and guns have in common?
When you pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend all of a sudden.
I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
What do sperm say while just in?
"We need to go deeper."
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get out of me.
Butt plug, oh butt plug, get in my mouth, oh how I wanna taste you.
Oh, butt plug, oh butt plug, something is nutty.
Jesus is great because Jesus is good. Amen.
I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands. (This joke is good because it never gets old.)
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
"Bullshit In Book Lacking Evidence."
My friend said having sex is a lot like your first football game.
You're bloody and bruised, but at least your dad was there.
Just because she can't crawl doesn't mean she can't eat my balls.