Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, they had to give her a license plate.
Roses are red, Tomatoes are redder. I think we both know, I like you better.
There is only one reason why I find women useful.
That is because they make sandwiches, but that is about it.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
What is the difference between a nun and a prostitute?
One says, "God is my father." The other says, "Who's the father and who is my son?"
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Not the two Twin Towers.
Your mom's hot.
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
In the new Grinch, the Whos would say he stole Christmas, "Get him!" Then the Grinch said, "I'm an orphan!" That changes everything. The Whos said, "What would they do if Max was an orphan?"
Poopoo man.
What did the store manager say when they ran out of toilet paper?
We’re wiped out!
Women have less rights than a NASCAR track.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
When a guy falls, it hurts them there. When a woman falls, it hurts more.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't find home.
My girlfriend's pregnant. I'm 13. She was raped.
There are more genders than there are cars in a Walmart parking lot.
Why did the cow lick your mum?
Because she had a cream pie.
Yo mama so fat, I took a picture of her last year, and it is still printing.
Daughter: Dad, why are you so mean?
Dad: Because you are so mean, that's why.
Daughter: You so get on my nerves.
Dad: I am gonna slap you in your god darn head if you don't shut up.
Daughter: Wow, Dad, you savage.
Dad: 21 SAVAGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Daughter: Oh my God, I am tellin' Mom that you are doin' that thing again.