Worst Jokes Ever
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Man dies.
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
They call me Juan, they call me Jose, but I'm Juan person.
What’s one store an orphan can’t shop at?
HomeGoods ;)
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
I'm so gay.
My dad left me, lol.
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Me, smashes mouse after losing a match; everybody at the pet race: :O
Congratulations! 10 years+ record of hide and seek with your parents, and they're still hiding!
They hide so well, they probably forgot about you. Mwah. <3
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.