Worst Jokes Ever
Last time Kenny ate a vegetable, he got banned from his mom's nursing home.
Your mama so fat that when she went to McDonald's, they said, "Sorry, you've had enough, ma'am."
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
Cops have the hardest job: they have to tell women they have the right to remain silent and know damn well she will not have the ability.
We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.
I like my women like I like my scotch:
12 years old and mixed with coke.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
My name is Giselle.
So, my mom looked in the mirror today, and we need a new one.
Who did the bee 🐝 marry?
Her honey!
Biggest balls?
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Why do orphans like belts?
They remind them of their father.
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop?
When the school shooter is about to leave the school, and then the autistic kid screams, "Hooray!"
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)