Worst Jokes Ever
What the fuck is wrong with people?
What is a Russian joke?
Something that will be funny for Russian people.
(I'm Asian so I can say this.) If I say that we are made of money, that just means you can fit pennies through our little eye slits, and we can save them for you in there!
What is big, black, and hairy? It's a gorilla with a machine gun.
I told my wife her eyebrows were too high.
She looked surprised.
Abortion is not murder; it's canceling a pre-order.
What’s the hardest thing to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Why is there no phone in China?
Too many wings, too many wongs; might wing wrong number.
Your forehead is so big, I thought you were Megamind for a second there.
What kind of motorcycle do women ride? A menstrual cycle.
1, 2 buckle my shoe.
3, 4 buckle some more.
5, 6 Nike kicks!
Like if you think someone is gay.
Paul Walker.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment.
Teacher: What kind of appointment?
Me: I had an appointment with a cut day. 😈😈😈
True story.
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Everyone has a good heart; they just don't know what to do with it. I say give someone some love. Hate is sooooo stupid. Love is soooo smart!
Q: What can't teachers say to orphans?
A: "I'm calling your parents!"
What can't play home in baseball? They don't have one.