Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
The suicide squad.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?
You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.
Sorry.
Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."
I started crying when dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
Why was the cheetah so bad at hide and seek?
No matter where she hid, she was always spotted.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
What is red and very rare?
A child in a blender.
I was walking down Main Street when I saw a child.
I told him, "I will give you 20$ if you get my balls back from the vet."
He replied, "Why did they take your balls sir?"
"Beer plus going to the vet does not work well for everybody, especially when you're a furry."
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy" 😔
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call dad. 🤣
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
Today I found out that my cat got hit by a car accident. Well, I guess I'm gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again. It's not like anyone will notice.
Bored?
Burn an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it.
Can orphans eat in a family restaurant?
So I was on a Discord call the other day, and one of my friends, an American buddy, joined, and we had a conversation.
Until they said: "When did pounds change to quid?"
And I said: "They're the exact same thing."
Then they said: "But when did it happen?"
So I said: "When did school change to shooting range?"