Worst Jokes Ever
Right, I have a dog and his name is Syndrome, and whenever he is good, I go "Good Syndrome," but whenever he is naughty, I go "Down Syndrome."
Hears a clean joke: My horse got muddy, so I gave him a bubble bath.
Now hears a dirty joke: Bubbles is the horse next door.
People see this Rolex and they kill themselves.
Motherfucker, that's a suicide watch!
What does a bullied kid say during a game of Kahoot?
"I'd like to Kahoot up this school."
How do you know when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
What did the helicopter say?
Helicopter: "Kobe!"
What happens when an angel and nun "have some fun and forget pills"?
The nun gets pregNUNt.
What do you call a girl with only one leg? Eileen.
What about an Asian girl with only one leg? Irene.
I used to be a baker, but I decided to quit my job and stick my dough inside WOMEN’S bakeries.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
They say Trump got impeached, but he is an orange.
Your mama is so fat, the photo I took of her last Christmas is still printing.
Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families, and careers.
How do you know your sister’s on her period? Your sister pussy taste funny
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
What’s the difference between my sister-in-law and a driveway?
I pull out of the driveway.
Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms?
They'll fall right through his hands.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no body to go with.
What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met