Worst Jokes Ever
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
My dad left me, lol.
Your momma's so dumb, she took her driving lesson on a dinosaur.
Why did the mailman die?
Because everyone dies.
I'm so gay.
"Why is my name Rose?"
"A rose fell on your head when you were born."
"Why is my name Daisy?"
"A daisy fell on your head when you were born."
"Bedrock is better than Java!"
"Oh, hi Brick!"
Hey, what are those things on your arms? They look like cuts. Wait, what? No, it's just marker. Nothing else...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Q: I often think I'm ugly, but then I think of my sister and get over it.
All the jokes on this website are terrarible.
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-snore!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
What's the difference between 5 cocks and a joke? I can't take a joke.
Why didn't the orange go to the doctor?
Because he had vitamin C.
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
Why did the Romans build straight roads? So the Pakis (bastards) didn't build corner shops.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and the other one is just a watermelon.
"Fatherless jokes aren't funny, you know."