Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
A: Because they lost two of their towers.
I cried when Dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a COVID test.
Republicans really want weed not to be legal, fucking cunts!
Why does an orphan go to a spelling bee?
So they can spell "home."
What do you call James Bond when he’s taking a bath?
Bubble 07.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make them clap until their parents come back.
Teacher: What’s the closest planet?
Kids yell: Sun.
Except for one.
Other kid: Uranus.
Teacher: Uranus?
Other kid: Yeah, it’s right there.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come back with the milk.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
What do you call a cow's facial hair?
A moostache.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"The FBI."
"The FBI who?"
"Are you dumb? It's the f#cking FBI, now open up!"
Why can't orphans open a family business?
Because there is no family.
How does a penguin (however you spell it) build a house? Igloos it together!
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!