Yo mama so fat, she broke Usain Bolt's 100 meter speed record by taking ONE STEP!
Worst Jokes Ever
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
I need to fuck an emo girl... those bitches are limited edition!
What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
Give Kobe a plane ticket, he'll fly for the trip, but give Kobe a helicopter and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
I'M GOING TO HELL FOR THIS!!!
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
Why do the police never catch the orphan?
The orphan is not wanted.
Remember kids, if ever you're bored, kick an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
Yo mama so fat when she laid on a water bed, she laid on the whole Pacific Ocean.
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
Comment for VBUCKS.
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I usually don't make 9/11 jokes, but they just are fire.
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why don’t coffins have Wi-Fi?
Because they don’t want people to be so ‘connected’ while they’re trying to rest in peace.
The Stiggs life is a joke. Wait, I forgot, he doesn't have a life.
Roses are red. I love hot food. If I was a bad bitch, I'd wanna fuck me too.
Oh wait, I am.
1, 2, 3, 4, your sis is such a whore,
5, 6, 7, 8, she has cum on her face.
Why doesn't Africa have pharmacies?
Because you can't take drugs on an empty stomach.
What has 2 arms, 2 legs, 2 eyes, 2 breasts for milking, and a hole to fill with my 9 inches?
A sexy female.