Worst Jokes Ever

Wanna hear a poop joke?

Nah, they always stink.

I have a really good construction joke.

But I'm still working on it.

Lately, I’ve been wearing sunglasses when I have sex.

So I don’t get pepper sprayed.

What do you call a black person in a swimming pool?

Coco Pops.

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reali-tea.

Stop telling orphan jokes before they tell their parents.

Oh wait, they don't have any, please continue.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they can't run home.

What do orphans and olden day actors have in common?

Both get food thrown at them some of the time.

Q: What happens when an Asian with an erection walks into a wall?

A: He breaks his nose.

My brother's addicted to buying ladders; he loves to get high.

Why can’t orphans win trophies?

Because they can’t take them home.

What's the difference between a pair of jeans and an African baby?

A pair of jeans only has 1 fly.

My mum told me to take out the trash, but I couldn’t find you.

I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought of the zoo and monkeys too!

Elsa got a boyfriend, and the boyfriend wanted to try anal.

She wasn't too keen, but she just lay back and shouted "INTO THE UNKNOWN!"

1+1 answer 2 said all the kids, but 1 kid said 5. Then I said your mom feels embarrassed because everyday you look into the mirror, you see how empty your brain is.

Girl: Wanna come over to my house?

Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!