Worst Jokes Ever
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
What’s the best part of having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
Yo mama is so dumb that she went to the eye doctor just to buy an iPhone.
If I flip off an Asian person, he can't see it.
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
What do my mom and a basketball have in common?
My mom's tits and ass are bouncy, just like a basketball.
Hi 👋 I love you!
Man 1: Dude, Viagra is for pussies. Real men don’t need Viagra.
Man 2: I thought Viagra was for dicks?
My mom gave my friend a blow job for good luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview, and they both got the job. Now who needs good luck? Just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
I was watching TV with my brother, and a diabetes commercial came on saying, "I have type one diabetes, and I manage it well."
My brother said, "You want a cookie?"
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
Your sister is your mother.
Your father is your brother.
You all shag one another.
The Inbred family.
What do you call two homeless people throwing rocks at each other?
A pillow fight.
How do you find a black person in the dark without a flashlight?
Tell them a joke to make them smile.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
Who are the fastest readers in history?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.