Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
I love taking my daughter out in the car. Every time we go over a speed bump, I tell her we ran over another dog. đ
Whatâs the difference between drugs and kids?
I donât do drugs.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
Which way did the cow jump over the moon?
The Milky Way!
Okay not a depression joke but... whatâs worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
Whatâs an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Tell me a joke.
My life.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
What does Michael Jackson and McDonald's have in common?
They both use 30-year-old meat in between two-year-old buns.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.