Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Your mama is so ugly, she walked by a TV and missed eight episodes.
Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A mega-sore-ass.
The Stigg is a joke.
What was the drug addict's favorite nursery rhyme?
I'm a little crack pot short and stout, put that crack pipe in my mouth, sell my body or sell my couch, get that lighter and smoke me out!
If two eagles make a baby and two sparrows make a baby, what makes no baby?
Two swallows.
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock?
Who's there?
The chicken!
My girlfriend accused me of cheating, and I said to her, "You're starting to sound like my wife."
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Plz follow Freddyfatbear and Daddy cock.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!