Worst Jokes Ever

Putin be like CSGO is much harder in real life!

I did just see a blind person trying to f*ck a dog.

Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?

Joe mama is Joe mama (your mother) LMAO!

Why can't an orphan use an Apple iPad?

Because it can't find the home button...

My bum hurts.

Are you a knife?

Because I want to deep throat you.

I can't decide if I like rocking chairs or not.

I keep going back and forth on them.

Your hairline is in a different area code.

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

What is Labor Day? That’s when mommies have their babes.

I have a better version of this joke.

How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.

What’s the favorite song of someone with an Oedipus Complex?

“My Mommy Comes Back”

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

So there’s this air purifier in my room, right? It’s really noisy, so I unplugged it to sleep better, and sure enough, I fell asleep faster. So I came to the conclusion: if I unplug noisy machines, people will sleep better.

It worked really well in my local hospital.

If you can’t touch your brain or see your brain, you don’t have a brain?

Amber Heard morning schedule:

- Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower

The worst joke is no joke ;)

Don’t like this post, or else I will go to your house and eat you! 😈

How do you talk to a giant?

Use big words.