Worst Jokes Ever
I went to find someone to fuck in the streets for money, and I found a prostitute, but then she raped me. After she said it was amazing and instead let me push.
Three boys are playing on a slide when a genie appeared.
The genie says, "Whatever you shout when you go down the slide, I will grant you a bucket full of."
The first boy goes down the slide shouting, "diamonds!", and he gets a bucket of diamonds.
The second boy goes down the slide and shouts, "gold!", and gets a bucket of gold.
The third boy, who never listens or pays attention, goes down the slide and shouts "weeeeeeee!"
Imagine being such a low life that you need people to roast you to have stuff to do.
What's your favorite place that orphans can't go to?
Home.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
When you know that everyone thinks you're a hoe.
WHEN Y'ALL ARE MY HOES!
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. Does it cycle?
Why can orphans only hit a triple in baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
Why was my mate in "Mission: Impossible?" Because he couldn't find his dad.
Why did the bee get married?
Because she found her honey.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
What’s the difference between drugs and kids?
I don’t do drugs.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
What did the Roman say to the gladiator?
See you later, gladiator.
Orphans can get away with anything really bad at school, because they can't be sent home for it.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
What's the difference between an apple and emos?
They both hang on trees.