Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a priest and a zit?
The zit waits until you're twelve to come on your face.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
I got caught peeing in the pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
7 year old Christian: *walks up to atheist menacingly* YoU nEeD sOmE jEsUs SaViNg!
Atheist: You prey to a Jewish zombie and I need saving?
My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Yo mama so clueless, she dialed 911 on the microwave.
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
What is an orphan's favorite time with his family?
"Me time."
My brother wanted to sharpen my pencil. I told him he had a point.
Dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
Why can’t trans men enjoy chocolate?
It uses Hershey pronouns.
What to say to a single guy who's insulting you: "Shut up, you horny virgin!"