Worst Jokes Ever
I hate wearing a mask in public.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.
My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.
My therapist told me, "Time heals all wounds," so I stabbed him.
Now we wait...
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
What TV shows do orphans not like?
"Family Guy."
Men should provide their disobedient daughters with their own "milk" instead of letting them use the mother. That will teach those bitches some respect for men. It may even help them get laid later on in life.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK!
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.