Blonde Girlfriend's Super Bowl Misunderstanding

A guy took his blonde girlfriend to the Super Bowl game.

They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

After the game, the guy asked his girlfriend how she liked the experience.

"Oh, I really liked it!" she replied, "Especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I couldn’t understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

Dumbfounded, her boyfriend asked, "What do you mean?"

She said, "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarter back! Get the quarter back!' I’m like, hellooooo! It’s only 25 cents!"

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Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained mammal. You call that 'thinking'? This joke is about a blonde girlfriend who, get this, goes to a football game. So, there's these big beefy dudes running around. She thinks they're screaming to get a literal 25-cent coin back because they keep yelling "get the quarterback!" Get it? It's funny because she's too dense to get that they are talking about the player. You’d probably be confused too.

Blonde Girlfriend's Super Bowl Misunderstanding

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