Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the best part about sex with 28-year-olds?
There are twenty of them.
Trump is so orange that he makes the Oompa Loompas look white.
I only trust people that like big butts... they cannot lie.
How do you get rid of butterflies in your stomach?
Stop eating caterpillars.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
My favorite species is a cheetah because
Ima cheet-ah on the test.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
How do you blow up an Indian? Press the red dot in the middle of their forehead!
🤣😂😆😁
Are all orphans home-a-phobic?
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
What do a priest and a pedo have in common?
Nothing, they both like kids.
I would like to die like my Islamic father, in his sleep, but not like the rest of the people in the plane or those in those identical towers.
Joe Biden was once president, but he got arrested because he got caught fingering a minor.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
So I got my sister shampoo for her birthday, and she stood there and threw her wig on the floor.
Are you Jeffrey Dahmer? Because I'd love you to eat me.
My mom said, "Take out the trash," but I couldn't find you.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.