Worst Jokes Ever
My favorite sex position is the “JFK,” I splatter all over her as she screams to get out of the car 😂
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Yo mama so fat it took her 3 seconds to cross the Great Wall of China.
I tried making vegetable soup yesterday, but I couldn’t fit the wheelchair in the pot.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
Woman: Doctor, doctor, I've been raped.
Doctor: Sex is good for you!
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.
My wife left a note on the fridge. The note read, "It's not working." I don't know what she's talking about. I opened the fridge, and it worked fine!
What do you call a dwarf in a drawer?
Gay.
Why was 10 afraid? Because he was 'tween 9 and 11.
My favorite bath bomb is a toaster.
How do two emo kids greet each other?
"I like ya cut, G."
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
What do you call an emo cancer kid?
Chemo.
Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!
I called a suicide hotline in Iraq... They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
I got caught peeing in the pool.
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I nearly fell in!