Worst Jokes Ever
"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"
What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?
“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”
My mom wanted me to brush my hair.
And I just told her that even pet animals don't like their hair brushed...
Person 1: How smart are you?
Person 2: Really smart.
Person 1: Ok. If you have 3 ghosts and take away 2, how many are left?
Person 2: 1 ghost is left.
Person 1: Wrong! 0 ghosts are left because ghosts don't exist!
What’s up with the foot feet?
What is the plural of "goose"? "Geese."
What is the plural of moose? Well, it ant meese.
Well, it’s my first joke. Please forgive me if it’s bad.
TJ GWEN just shut the hell up.
NOT A DATING WEBSITE
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Yo mama so "PHAT," she has big boobs and nice legs!
What did the mouse say after its bath?
"I feel squeaky clean!"
Why did the farmer's wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
'Cause they were using fowl language!
The Britains walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad. They ask Mary, the mum, why she had blood all over her, and she said someone dropped the butter. They walked into the living room, and Thomas was dead on the floor.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
Why did the chicken go to the restaurant?
To eat chicken!
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.