Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
I hate wearing a mask in public.
I fell in love with my computer because it helps me Excel.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."
Why do orphans only have Samsung's? Because they don't have a home button.
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked up.
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd rather be single than be with someone like you.
My sister says, "Dad," and repeats it, and this is my dad: WOULD U STOP me? 😑
Why did the boy put a chicken 🐔 in his garden?
He wanted to grow an eggplant. 😂
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
You'll never be lonely at cousinsonly.com.
Who was the most successful transgender and transracial person in history?
Michael Jackson. He grew up a poor, black boy, and died a rich, white woman.
Arabs: WHO PUT THAT TOWER THERE... we must destroy it!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite type of garden?
A KinderGarden.
When you think you can’t fail anymore if you’re dead, then you fail at suiciding.