Worst Jokes Ever

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Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.

Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.

Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?

France: Want a baguette?

USSR: Help!

I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.

Btw, it's a joke lol.

Your hairline is as nonexistent as your dad.

Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.

You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!

What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?

Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.

Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?

What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.

If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.

Hi... I'm depressed.

I got barred from Weight Watchers today.

It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.

Why are handicap signs blue?

Because they're all Crips.

You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.

Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?

Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!

You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.