Worst Jokes Ever
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Q: What did the egg do when the bacon told it a joke?
A: It cracked up!
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
Cameron Boyce
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
I love you, you love me.
I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.