What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
Worst Jokes Ever
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
What flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
Purple.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
What do Marshall Tucker Band and Kobe Bryant have in common?
Their last big hit was "Fire on the Mountain."
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Are you the Lusitania 'cause I wanna fire a torpedo into you?
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Official orgasm donor.
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.