Worst Jokes Ever
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
Why are orphans so bad at football?
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Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Who can relate?
NOT A RICK ROLL https://youtube.com/shorts/nnEQ5aWyO9U?feature=share
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Go to community, I'm bored.
God is good. God is great.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Say "traffic," and replace "r" with "h." It sounds like... that thicc.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.