Worst Jokes Ever
Life is like a penis, women make it hard.
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
You know what flowers and depressed people have in common?
Both end up getting cut.
So you're in a hospital, you barely survive your suicide attempt. You see one of the scalpels, you finish the job.
What's a kidnapper's favorite shoes?
White vans.
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
Why can’t you kidnap an orphan?
Because you can’t steal what was never wanted in the first place.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
Give a man a match; he will be warm for hours.
Set him on fire; he will be warm for the rest of his life.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Me: I named my dog Five Miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.
Old man: I ran over five miles today.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Say "invented" without the first "n".
Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.
(Like if you hate feminists.)
Your forehead is so big, Mastermind got jealous.