Worst Jokes Ever
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
My wife slept with another man and got pregnant. She told me 9 weeks later. I said it's ok and told her let's talk downstairs, so I pushed her down the stairs.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.
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What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What happens when you kick a boy in the balls?
THEY NUTS ARE IN PAIN.
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
A science teacher got on the Space Shuttle Challenger after winning a contest out of 11,000 other teachers.
Imagine being one of the losing teachers in that contest, watching the Space Shuttle Challenger, and thinking, "Talking about dodging a bullet!"
Gwen just wanted to help you with the bullying.
Tip 1. Ignore them; bullies are really just cowards.
Tip 2. Stand up for yourself; it's ok for people to also help you, but you do the same for yourself!
Tip 3. Just let them be; they're just stupid!
Love you-Iariah
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.