Worst Jokes Ever
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
Abortions = yeetis of the fetus.
Teacher: I’m gonna call your parents.
Orphan: Go on, see if they pick up.
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was "Spider-Man: No Way Home."
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Hey Jorden Calerendiá, your last name sounds like a sea food shop that I get my fish from.
Your roasting is trash just like you. Boy, stop roasting on Addison and Gwen and others; you're probably 5 years old trying to dislike that. That roasting is like from 1920, get a life.