Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
FRIEND: Hey, want to come to my house?
LONELY ORPHAN/TRUMP: Want to come to my orphange?
FRIEND: Dude, I'm blocking you!
LONELY ORPHAN: :(
Yo mama is so fat that when she jumps, the earth was shaking!
They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
Why can't two Chinese make a white baby?
Because two Wongs don't make a white.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Cause they don’t know where home is!
What do you call a Chinese car thief?
Tommy Tookamota.
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Someone bullied a disabled person.
The disabled person said they can't stand it.
I told my therapist you are too fat and ugly to date grown men. Then she asked me, "You wanna give a judgemental reaction about that?" I said, "Okay, you smell rat pee on somebody's cock."
Why did the cucumber go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling well!
Why did the orange stop? Because it ran out of juice.
You're so short, I bet your parents left you at home most times when they went to the pool because they're scared you'll drown in the kiddie pool.
An orphan goes up to someone. The guy says, "Where are your parents?"
The orphan says, "Why do you think I'm wearing ripped pyjamas?"
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.