Worst Jokes Ever
Tell me a joke.
My life.
It's been known that Michael Jackson decided to do a song for the soundtrack for Free Willy, because he thought that he would get free willy in exchange for composing a song.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
What's the difference between an orphan and Spider-Man?
There's no way home.
Yo mama so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," He was just asking her to move.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
At least one of them gets picked.
What are an orphan's least favorite shows?
"Full House" and "Fuller House."