Worst Jokes Ever
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
What does a blind man and your dick have in common?
They both can’t get up without a dog.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
Your mom's so fat, Donald Trump built the wall around her.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
Mpreg is hot af.
I love jacking off to mpreg.
Orphans are just wannabe children. They want a family.
Official orgasm donor.
What type of deer can jump higher than a house?
All houses can't jump.
Why do humans hate aliens?
Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!
I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!
I'm Pickle Rick from Fortnite hahahahahaha!
Transgenders! Men in disguise!
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.