Worst Jokes Ever
Girls are like numbers squared. If they're under 13, just do 'em in your head.
Yo momma's so ugly, her birth certificate was an apology letter.
Plz follow Freddyfatbear and Daddy cock.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay person...
It don't moan when u put milk inside.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Hey, 2nd Amendmenters! Wanna know what gun Jesus used during his time?
What?
A nail gun!
Yo mama so fat she made KFC go bankrupt.
What was Hitler's favorite thing to do to pass the time?
Smoking.
Bro never learned how to play Jenga. 🙄
What do you call a prostitute weed dealer?
A pot-hole.
Yo momma's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.
Bully: I wasn't talking to you.
Me: Then why are you listening?
Q: What did the terrorist say during a plane flight? A: “Wow! This flight is the bomb!”
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
1+1=3
If you don't use a condom.
What is the thing that orphans miss the most?
Their parents.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
'Cause they can’t get home.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture frame?
It only took one nail to hang the picture frame.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.