Highway Birth

You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. The joke is saying you're so clumsy or unlucky that it's like you were born in a place known for accidents, like a highway. And, I mean, let's be real, your brain is probably as smooth as a highway anyway.

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