Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why can’t orphans play baseball?
A: 'Cause they can’t get back to home.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
What do you call a zoo with no dogs? A shit zoo! 😂😂😂😂😂
I love you, you love me.
I did a walk walk and walk walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home.
I was going to tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
My wife called me ugly, and then when she found out how much money I actually make, she called me ugly and broke.
Cameron Boyce
What is a meatball without spaghetti? A cow.
What did the cookie say when he jumped off the cliff? Crumbs, ha ha!
If I adopt a child, is it mine?
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Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home base.
What's the difference between you and your mom?
I slept with your mom.
What's the worst part about eating a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
What do you call a bloody pig?
HAMorrhage!
I used to have a girlfriend who would argue with me a lot for no reason. I look at her feet and say to her, "Here is £15, give yourself a foot pedicure, then come back to me. It clearly shows you have man feet. You are a woman; you should have woman feet. No wonder you boss me around too much as if you're the man of the house."
How does Stephen Hawking have sex?
Enter, backspace. Enter, backspace.
Why do orphans never play baseball?
'Cause they can never find home.
Who are you?
Oh, I'm an orphan!
Oh... bye! :/