Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Why did the old man win in a fight? Because he was stressed.
I wish I was rich and not poor and retarded.
So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Your hairline.
What do you call the type of photo an orphan takes?
A selfie.
Test.
My grandpa died to ligma :(
LIGMA BALLS!
Why do people have sex?
Because they like going "Ahhhhhhhhhhh fuck me, bitch, I love you!"
Black lives matter.
Orphans are monkeys.
I'm like dynamite, you'll never know when I explode.
You guys are crazy!
Why will America always lose in chess?
It lost its two towers!
My kids [are] so damn bad[.] We took them to Disney in Florida. They paid me not to bring them back ever.
Why is he sooo dam fineee?