Worst Jokes Ever

Lol, 1 week anniversary of me being on Worst Jokes Ever...

J0K35: *LETS START A JOKING KEGGAR*

A Joking keggar is where I get you drunk with some jokes, only on a special occasion.

Okay, y'all ready to get drunk with raging jokes? OK LETS GOOOOo

What do you call an LGBTQ+ disc jockey?

A DG (dee gay)

What does lava use when it can't walk properly?

A volCANEo

What do crackheads do when a black man got brutalized?

They start a HIGHot (say it like hi-ot, _riot_)

What is Satan's favorite DJ?

MarshHELLo

What do neck breakers use?

Snapchat

What did Twitter and Reddit eat with chocolate and marshmallows?

Instagraham crackers

Is this the last joke?

No

What is similar between a dog and my ex?

They are both commonly known as bitches

What number has a flu from a pig?

Nine flu (swine flu)

What did the loaf say when he was playing hide and seek?

BREADY OR NOT? HERE I GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Who is the best anime girl?

Well, it's pretty obvious 02 is on the second rank

Why did Sally get caned?

Because old men hurriCANED.

That was all

OR WAS IT?

Yes, it was (Come back on Halloween for another Joking Keggar)

Ha ha ha.

Joke.

Where do orphans go to get a happy meal?

Orph-Donald's.

Orphans are human, too! They just don't know who their parents are or where! I know four sisters named Mariah, Kariah, Lariah, and Iariah and they said they are orphans, too! And they are sad and they don't like your jokes!

I took 7 coins from someone. He even came back from the dead to get them.

I am a fruitcake. Why? Because I’m fruity and nutty. That’s the joke. Tada!

Gwen pegs Xzavier.

Lil Johnny came home one day and said, "What do fucking each other mean?"

Then he walked through the living room and his dad was fucking his mom, so oh.

i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff

Like if you hate going to school.

Penis, cheese, butt, cum.

Yo Mama so fat that when she took a photo of herself to get it printed out, it took 15 years to finish!

Yo mama so stupid, she shoved two AA batteries up her ass and started singing, "I’ve Got The Power!"

I like your mom naked.

When you tell your friend he’s a simp and isn’t offended, say it stands for sucking intensely at monkeys' penises.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

What do you call a black woman?

A Nigg-girl.

ICE and ISIS have similar first syllables. Coincidence? I think not!

"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.

The school shooter when the cops show up be like:

"Ain't nothing gonna break my stride, ain't nothing gonna hold me down. Oh oh. I've got to keep on moving."