Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What's the best thing about a prostitute dying on you during sex?
The second hour is free.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Which one gets bullied the most, autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?
Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?
A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably go up in flames.
*America shoots down balloon*
China: "You killed an innocent man!!"
USA: "What?!"
China: "Yes, he was a famous sumo wrestler."
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.
Guy: Hey, Siri, I failed my final exams, can you cheer me up?
Siri: What’s the difference between you and your grandma? Your grandma passed!
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What is long and the line is black?
The line at KFC.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
Why don't paralyzed people laugh?
They hate stand-up comedy.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"