Worst Jokes Ever
What game is for kids? Uno.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
Why was the bus sleeping? Because it was too tired.
Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he wanted to.
Why did the guy run because the girl ripped his penis off?
I like big butts in the Kent, la la "hehehe" SUS.
Why did the kid named Jeff become gay? Because he grew up without a father figure. Hahaha, I love dark humor!
Me: I been up all night, no sleep--
The lie detector I didn’t know I had: Lie.
Me: stfu! I’m just singing!
Lie detector: You literally listen to music all the time... you almost don’t even sleep!
Me: THEN WHY THE FUCK DID TOU SAY IT’S A LIE, WHEN I SAID I DIDN’T SLEEP?!
Lie detector: It’s 3:00 AM in 8 minutes, you usually close your eyes to sleep when it’s 5:00 AM... You get waken up at 7:00 AM... you only sleep two hours......
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
What's the difference between a Black person and a White person? Nothing, are you racist?
Science flies you to the moon, while religion flies you into two towers.
If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped.
"Just because I don't like Lewis Hamilton, doesn't make me racist."
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? She gagged!
Why can’t the turd fart? Because it already shitted!
We saved a Swiss flag from a house fire. I thought that's a plus.
Little Johnny brought a baseball bat to school.
The teacher asked why he had one. He said, "I need it to beat up the principal!"
When the principal found out what Little Johnny had said, well, let’s just say Little Johnny didn’t need no baseball bat to kill him.
An Irishman walks into a pub.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow," I said.
"Meow, meow, I'm a cow."