What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
Worst Jokes Ever
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
Tell me a joke.
My life.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, spread your legs, give me an hour!
The devil's number is 346 because you will be in jail.
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
9/11, also known as the day football stopped.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Why can’t an orphan use an iPhone?
Because it can’t find the home button.
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
Why did the orphan rob the bank? Because he wanted to know what it felt like to be wanted.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
What is the worst tool to play when playing the game “Icebreaker”?
The Titanic.