Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
I killed a man in '94.
People in Africa have earth, fire, air, but never water.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
You look like a cat.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
A magician walks up to a girl and asks her to feel the rabbit in the magician's hat.
The magician asks the girl to rub the rabbit. The girl notices the rabbit sticks up and drools; the hat was covering the hips.
Man from 2001 just called. They want a tower back.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."
Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."
Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."
Teacher: "*stands up*"
Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."
Why do people never kick their own balls?
Because they might lose one!
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers, it can dodge!
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.