Worst Jokes Ever

The earth was once flat... until they buried your mom.

Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower?

Unemployed.

What do you call a useless piece of **** on a cock?

A: A man!

What do you call an IT teacher who touches up his students?

A PDF file.

My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.

I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.

Never search up "monkey with blue balls."

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?

The slash and burn tactic.

What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?

A rapscallion without the rap.

Trump should be grateful for DEI.

How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?

Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.

Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?

A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.

If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?

Say what you want about Jeffery Dahmer, but he always managed to get a head.

I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.

Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!

What do you call a white person having a seizure?

A milkshake.

What do you call a black person having a fit?

A chocolate milkshake.

Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?

Because they have all the angles covered.

Fila is a cool brand. I fill a cock in your man's pussy.