Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”

Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.

Me: I have no bullet holes.

Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.

Me: Ayo what the fuc*.

White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"

Hahaha, dumb white people!

You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.

I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.

If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.