Worst Jokes Ever
Why do people not adhere to the corona measures?
Because they hate their lives and want to die.
Mom: Hey hun, need some money for lunch at school?
Son: No, I got 1k already.
Mom: Wait, what, how?
Son: Mom's wallet is magic.
Why can't I have any chocolate ice cream for dessert? Because I made it disappear up your ass for good.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause there is no home to run to.
What do you call a bird with no wings?
Answer: A FLAP.
An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can never find home.
Yo mama so ugly, it made the world stop spinning.
How do you fit a whale inside a car? A blender.
What is cats and dogs' favorite story and movie?
"Romeow and Drooliet!"
Yo mama is so ugly, when she got raped, the rapist was the one getting PTSD!
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
Why couldn't the orphan go into the restaurant?
It was family friendly.
Why did the butt smell so bad? Because he didn’t have a nose! AND HE FARTED TOO!
I thought I told you to lock up when I left this morning. This is why our shit gets stolen all the time!
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? He read the weather forecast, you fucking idiot!
I watch gay porn.
A dwarf walks into a bar.
He asks for a shot of whiskey. The bartender gives him the 🥃, and it turns into a gallon of whiskey. The bartender sees this and takes it back, and it turns back into a shot of whiskey.
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
Why did the koala cross the road?
To get to the big tree.