Worst Jokes Ever
My cousin said he wonders why people have sex with animals, and now I can’t stop thinking about it.
Ol’ McDonald had a farm e-I-e-I-oh.
What happens when a Jewish guy walks into a wall with a full erection?
He breaks his nose.
They are making new versions of the Star Wars films. The names have only just come out.
There is Star Wars: Attack of the Trannies, Star Wars: The Trannie Awakens, Star Wars: Rogue Trannie, Star Wars: The LGBTQ Strikes Back, and then there is Star Wars: The Last Straight Man.
What is the difference between an orphan's dad and a boomerang?
Oh... one comes back.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
In a deep village in Germany, an old man asked his granddaughter, "What are you doing?"
His granddaughter replies, "Removing Polish with chemicals."
Grandpa said, "When I was young, I did the same."
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
My two friends came to me one day and said they had the best blowjob that they ever had from my little sister. So I ask my sister, "Is it true that you gave my friends blowjobs?" She said yes.
My sister asked me, "Do you want one?" I said yeah. My sister gave me a blowjob and wow, just like my friends, it was the best blowjob that I ever had. As an older brother, I couldn't be more prouder.
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
Damn! Really stole my friend's glasses. Well, now they're blind, but not really, they're dead.
Rapboat says he has a rap career. Wrap career more like, wrapping burgers at McDonald's.
What's the autistic kid's favorite song? Yours.
Why can’t you private text someone in a community?
Because a community has more than two people.
Why does the wind always blow from the "West" in Washington State?
Answer: Because IDAHO SUCKS!
What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
Your face.
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger?
Kids won't eat broccoli.