Worst Jokes Ever
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What do orphans and blind kids have in common: They both can't see their parents.
What did the leper say to the hooker? "You can keep the tip."
What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”
Me: I saw an emo kid that got a haircut today. But instead of saying “Like ya cut g” and slapping the neck, I slapped the wrist and said “Like ya cut’s g.”
Emo kid: He said like your bullet holes, G.
Me: I have no bullet holes.
Emo kid: Not yet, you don't.
Me: Ayo what the fuc*.
White people be like, "Less bomb Ukraines hospitals and schools!"
Hahaha, dumb white people!
Ukraine be like dead children...
RUSSIA BE LIKE DEAD GENERALS!
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
You're so fat that when you went sunbathing at the beach, Greenpeace came along and pushed you back in the ocean.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.
That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!
Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Is anyone else on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop?
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
You soak balls, get it?
What's an emo's favorite game? Hangman.
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's me. I can't get in because Stephen Hawking is in the way.