Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Worst Jokes Ever
Why are handicap signs blue?
Because they're all Crips.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Lol, this joke may not be funny, but what do you call your mom fat and emo?
What should I write a joke about? Name the subject, and I’ll make a joke about it.
You want an insult? Right, look at the mirror.
You're so bald, I can see what's on your mind.
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
You're so bald, the Hair Club for Men has elected you president.
What do you do when a French kid steals your pencil?
Load your MP-40 and tell him that you give him a history lesson on WWII.
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Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong. On so many levels.
I'm black, and I have a dying family in my basement that hasn't eaten in 2 weeks. They need help.
Btw, it's a joke lol.
"Gwen, I want my boyfriend back!"
What do a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside of her have in common?
They both are thinking, "Shit! Mom is gonna kill me!"
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
What do you call cancers? Loyal, protective, and caring.
What do your underwear and the Starship Enterprise have in common?
They are both concerned about “Klingons near your anus”.
Why'd the rubber go flying across the room?
Because it got pissed off!