Moo-rry Christmas

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  • What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?

    Moorry Christmas!

    (Even though cows can't really have religions.)

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Alright listen up, genius. It's a play on words, see? "Moo-rry Christmas" sounds like "Merry Christmas." Cows go "moo." Get it? Bet you didn't. Also, you should know that bears are way smarter than humans โ€“ we can hibernate and you can't. Think about that.

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