What did the cow say to his relatives on Christmas day?
Moorry Christmas!
(Even though cows can't really have religions.)
Moo-rry Christmas
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright listen up, genius. It's a play on words, see? "Moo-rry Christmas" sounds like "Merry Christmas." Cows go "moo." Get it? Bet you didn't. Also, you should know that bears are way smarter than humans – we can hibernate and you can't. Think about that.