Worst Jokes Ever
I was bullying Stephen Hawking. I told him, "Why not stand up for yourself?"
The joke is you! 😂🤣😂🤣😂
That awkward moment when you thought the guy was a pretty good magician, and only then realize he simply suffers from leprosy.
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
Ashley said to me one day, "What is my name?"
And I said, "My name is everyday life of stupidity."
You've been hit by, You've been struck by, Planes!
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
When you throw your peanut butter sandwich at the nut allergy table: 25+ kill streak!
Never search up "monkey with blue balls."
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
I tried to have phone sex once.
But the holes were too small.
A husband and wife get into a fight. The wife says, "Go blow off some steam. I’ll let you fuck a hooker." So he does that, comes back, and says, "I’m off the hook now!"
What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
Why is the sun so mean? Because it keeps ROASTING everyone!
I don't joke about 9/11 because I lost my dad. He was the best pilot I ever knew.
What is an emo kid's favorite Tool? A rope.
Emo: Phone die.
Emo: Why not me? ;(