Worst Jokes Ever
The only difference between my grandma and the twin towers is that they collapsed faster than my grandma.
That chromosome gon' leave just like your hairline. 😗😮😮
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........
My uncle died on 9/11. Her last words were "Allahu Akbar."
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards?
They were going through a stage!
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
I dumped the dead, disabled person's body into a dumpster full of rats.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their family.
Why did America lose the chess match?
They were down 2 towers.
Why were the terrorists upset on 9/11? bcz 1 of the 4 missed its target.
Yo mama so fat, she didn't just cross the border; she crossed ALL the borders.
Short version: Yo mama so fat she touches every border.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he Neverlands! (I love this joke because it never grows old.)
I saw your forehead and realized your mom and dad's foreheads were as big as yours. Also, you're gay.
What is gayer than man sex ring?
Not slapping the ass at Hooters.
Germany is the best!
A man assaulted me with milk, cheese, and butter.
How dairy!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.