Worst Jokes Ever
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
I killed a man in '94.
Yo mama so ugly that when she watched The Outsiders, they became The Insiders.
How many emos does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None, because they just cry in the darkness.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
What do you never say to gay people?
IF YOUR HAPPY AND YOU KNOW IT CLAP YOUR HANDS! 🤣🤣🤣🏳️🌈
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.
You look like a cat.
Your mom is so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
"Ethan is gay," you say that, but first, who asked? And second, where's your mum at? Correction, where's your family, so how dare you? Now in the comments say sorry, or I'm coming for you! 😡😡😜😝
Why do white people own so many pets?
'Cause they can't own people anymore.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between BTS and Futurama? There's only one Bender in Futurama.
What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Glock, glock.