Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
Why are nuts on boys?
Look! An ancient African city!
From the makers of Timbukone...
Yo mama is SO FAT... SO FUCKING FAT... That when she went on the bus, she wasn't allowed in. She asked why, and the driver pointed to the sign "Weight capacity of 50 people". The bus was empty.
She got mad and ate the bus!
Why do people in wheelchairs get bullied?
'Cause they can’t stand up for themselves.
This isn't a joke, I repeat, this is not a joke. The plane in Lake Harriet is not in the lake. It is invisible because of the satellite pic, so there's no plane in Lake Harriet.
MAGAnon STOP SCAMING FOR THE SAKE OF LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One knight, a king, and a queen went fishing. They each caught one fish, so how did three fish end up in the bucket?
One "knight"!!!
Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.
I took a sip of water.
Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!
Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?
Wife: You have good eyesight.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Why can't orphans go to field trips?
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What do orphans do when they get a phone? They press the home button.
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
I don't understand why people hide under their blankets. It's not like the killer's gonna be like, "I'm gonna kill-....ahh man he's under his blanket."
What goes up but never comes down?
Water in Australia.
When a cat gets a sibling, do they say, "Oh, shit! Another mew kid?!?!?!"
What do squats eat? Numbers.