My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
Worst Jokes Ever
My wife got mad at me because I took our life savings and brought golden retrievers.
Like, bitch, we can get gold because of these golden retrievers.
What's white, yellow and goes 40 mph?
A train driver's egg sandwich.
What does Stephen Hawking and a prostitute have in common?
They both charge.
Go to community, I'm bored.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Who can relate?
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If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
God is good. God is great.
Africa has every gun except for what?
A water gun.
When you die, scientists will preserve your skull.
You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen.
You're so bald, when you wear a turtleneck, you look like roll-on deodorant!
Why don’t Indians play soccer?
Cos every time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.
If someone's debating the speed of light and a drunk Russian, the Russian would take speed to grab a falling wallet.
Hey, if you've watched Twilight with Edward, Bella, and Jacob, then here's something for you.
Do you think Bella should have gotten with Jacob? I think she should have, ngl.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Hi... I'm depressed.
I got barred from Weight Watchers today.
It wasn't my fault; it was the fat ass next to me who spilled her box of Maltesers onto the floor in the middle of the room. All I did was say that it was the funniest game of Hungry Hungry Hippos that I have ever seen.