Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking walks, I mean rolls into a bar.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Can I put my balls in your jaw <3?
Why can't you ever see an emo?
They're too high to see.
When you went to an ugly competition, the judges said, "No professionals allowed."
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"
Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"
Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"
*walks into a comedy night club* Owner: "You're doing standup tonight, right?" Noob Joker (you): "Yes, I am!" Owner: "Get onto the stage." Me: *walks up stage* Owner: "This is the standup comedian noobpro." Me: "Hey guys, how about some Donald Trump?" Crowd: *RUNS*
What's it called when an orphan calls 911?
Operator: Hello, is your family okay?
Orphan: I'm an orphan.
Operator: *bruh*
What do you call a couple of orphans?
A coupleorphans.
What type of movies are orphans not allowed to watch?
PG movies.
For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.
Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?
Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.
"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."
On one hand he was fantastic and the other a spastic. You could say he was a fantastic spastic.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Knock knock. Who's there? Stephen Hawking. Wheelie?