Worst Jokes Ever

One day an orphan threw a boomerang, but it came back, just like its parents.

How many foster parents does each orphan have?

One half.

Why can't the orphan play baseball?

Because he does not know where home is.

You know why you never wanna fly with an orphan?

'Cause then they know they won't die alone.

Orphans got me like: 😂

A salamander came by me the other day and he AXOLOTL questions. Ba dum tss!!!

So a lady came up to me today at the bank, and she asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

My dad said, "Where's Pickles, the family cat?" I said, "I'm sorry to say he's in the sky." He said, "Oh, I see, he passed away." No, I strapped him to 20 fireworks!

What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?

I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.

So, two people are on a date and the guy says, "Wow, you are so beautiful!"

Then the girl says, "You just want to have sex!"

Then the guy adds, "SMART TO!"

For so long, I thought I was a Gemini, apparently I'm Cancer!

What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!

Man, I am jealous of the victims of 9/11. They are the fastest readers, who went through 87 stories in 8 seconds.

Why did the Twin Towers report to the pizza restaurant?

Because they asked for pepperoni, but they got plain.

"Fortnite balls, I'm gay. I like boys. I kidnap autistic kids. Lil Mosey is white."

I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.

For every dollar a man makes, a woman makes 70 cents.

That’s unfair! Now the man only has 30 cents!

What’s a movie that’s related to an orphan? “Spider-Man: No Way Home.”

Why did the student at Blacktown Girls cross the road? To go to heaven. HAHAHA