Worst Jokes Ever
Burger King got Dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Why do asses make terrible spies?
Because they always CRACK under pressure.
What do you call an ass that’s a DETECTIVE?
An undercover pooper.
What do you call a rapper who can't rhyme?
A rapscallion without the rap.
Why don't rappers struggle with geometry?
Because they have all the angles covered.
If a lawyer gives birth to a stillborn baby, is it considered a miscarriage of justice?
I locked Terri Schiavo in the freezer.
Hey, I thought that's where you were supposed to put vegetables!
Trump should be grateful for DEI.
How else could a mentally handicapped person be elected President?
How many East Asians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Tu.
My history teacher asked my class what time they would go back to just to see what happened.
I said I'd go back to Hitler's childhood to tell him the lies that he becomes the ruler of the world by starting the Nazis, and leave his death out of the discussion.
“Life is going swimmingly,”
“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”
Q. What did the United Healthcare CEO say after he got shot? A. I don't know. I don't own a Ouija board.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Your mom is so fat Buzz Lightyear had to say "To infinity to beyond" to leave her house.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
What is the difference between a feminist and a knife?
A knife at least has a point.